Hanging Vintage Look Watch Your Step ENGRAVED Wood Sign ~ Don't Look Up Here... Look Down At Your Feet!

ENGRAVED Jute Cord " Watch Your Step " Wood Sign – Because Gravity Is Real
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Welcome to the one sign that combines safety and rustic charm into a single, delightful piece of home or business decor! Our 'Watch Your Step' ENGRAVED Wood Sign isn’t just a helpful reminder—it’s also a conversation starter, a personality piece, and a subtle way of saying, "Hey, please don’t eat dirt on my floor."
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Why You Need This Sign (Trust Me):

● ENGRAVED, Not Printed: This isn’t some flimsy sticker decal that peels off after a week. Nope. Your message is engraved a full 1/8” deep into the wood, ensuring it stays legible even if your guests pretend not to notice it.

● Rustic Jute Cord for Hanging: Nothing says “vintage vibes” like a jute cord. It’s sturdy, stylish, and makes your sign look like it was plucked straight from a Pinterest mood board.

● Antique White Base Color: The perfect neutral tone to fit any aesthetic—farmhouse chic, minimalist modern, or “I haven’t updated my decor since 1998 but now I have this cool sign.”
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Where Can You Use It?

● Staircases: Save your friends and family from making an accidental trip to the ER.

● Restaurants & Cafés: Because nothing pairs better with avocado toast than a gentle reminder not to trip on your carefully curated hardwood floors.

● Retail Spaces: Customers shouldn’t be reenacting slapstick comedy scenes in your shop.

● Homes: Have that one clumsy friend or family member? You know the one. Put this sign in their path, and thank me later.
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Handmade with Love (and Slight Variations):

Every sign is crafted to order, meaning no two are exactly alike—just like snowflakes, fingerprints, and excuses for why someone didn’t see the sign in the first place.
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Specifications:

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/4" D (6.5" H including the cord). Compact enough to fit anywhere, but bold enough to make an impact.

● Weight: A breezy 6oz—light enough for easy hanging, heavy enough to feel like quality.
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Make It Personal:

Want a different color, font, or even a new phrase? Maybe “Slow Down, Speed Racer,” or “Tiptoe or Tango, Your Choice.” Whatever you dream up, I’ll make it happen. Just send me a message, and we’ll create something truly you.
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Why Stop at One?

Buy one for every tricky spot in your home or business! It’s cheaper than lawsuits and way cuter than orange caution tape.
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Order Yours Today!

Your ankles (and your guests’ egos) will thank you. Plus, who doesn’t want to add a touch of humor and style to their space? This little sign is proof that safety can be fashionable—and funny.
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This sign is right in step with all the beautiful signs that are Proudly Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin.