Hanging Vintage Look Duck Your Head ENGRAVED Wood Sign ~ Not To Be Confused With A Wood Duck!

Hanging Vintage Look "Duck Your Head" ENGRAVED Wood Sign

🎉 Vintage Charm Meets Modern Laughs! 🎉
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Step right up, folks! Feast your eyes on the ultimate head-turner (or head-ducker): our Hanging Vintage Look "Duck Your Head" ENGRAVED Wood Sign! Perfect for your home, business, or that one friend’s low-ceilinged basement bar.
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Why You’ll Love This Sign:

ENGRAVED Letters: This isn’t some cheap paint job, folks! The lettering is carved a satisfying 1/8" deep—just enough to make the message pop and say, “I’m classy, but also practical.”
Rustic Vibes: The base color is a timeless Antique White, giving it that “rescued-from-a-barn” aesthetic that’s all the rage.
Heavy Jute Cord: Not just for hanging! (Okay, yes, it’s just for hanging, but it does so very stylishly.)
Handcrafted Uniqueness: Each piece is made-to-order, so no two signs are exactly alike. Your sign will be as unique as your ceiling height.
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Specifications:

Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/4" D (It’s 6.5" High including the jute cord because we’re all about the details!)
Weight: A featherlight 4 oz. because gravity can’t hold us down.
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Perfect For:

☻ Restaurants (Extra points if your ceiling is lower than the menu prices!)

☻ Shops (Add some charm and keep your customers safe from head bumps!)

☻ Homes (Especially if you have a rebellious teenager who ignores signs.)
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Customization Options:

Want to go rogue with a different font or base color? Challenge accepted. Message me, and I’ll whip up a custom design to make your dreams come true. Just don’t ask for Comic Sans. Seriously.
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Warning:

This sign does NOT prevent head injuries. It only encourages awareness—and maybe a giggle or two. Duck responsibly!
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Order yours today and turn your low-clearance area into a whimsical conversation starter. Your noggin (and your guests) will thank you!
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✂️ Handmade with love, humor, and a side of sawdust by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin.