WATCH YOUR HEAD – Literally.
You might think you're too smart to bonk your noggin, but gravity and low doorways have other plans. That’s where this finely crafted ENGRAVED wood sign from Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in scenic Elkhorn, Wisconsin, comes in—offering a classy yet snarky reminder to duck before disaster strikes.
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What’s the Big Deal?
✔ Vintage Look, Modern Warning – This isn’t some flimsy printed nonsense; the lettering is engraved 1/4" deep into the wood like an unshakable truth.
✔ Elegantly Screaming at You – The font is refined, the message is timeless, and the consequences of ignoring it are... painful.
✔ Handcrafted Perfection – Each sign is made to order, meaning every piece has its own unique charm, just like every bruise on your forehead.
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Product Deets:
✔ Measurements: 5.5”H x 13.5”W x 3/4”D – Big enough to be seen, but not so big it becomes a safety hazard itself.
✔ Base Color: Antique White – Because “Off-White” just doesn’t sound as sophisticated.
✔ Edge Detail: Routed (Check the "Plaque Edge" image. Seriously, go look at it. We worked hard on those edges.)
✔ Weight: Approx. 12 to 15 ounces – Just enough to feel premium, but not so much that your wall will file a grievance.
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Ways to Secure Your Sign (So It Doesn’t Fall on Your Head, Too):
Choose from FIVE methods, because options are important:
✔ Hanging Slot – Classic and clean.
✔ Nails with Holes – Traditional, yet effective.
✔ Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Fancy and functional.
✔ Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Caps – Industrial strength.
✔ Command Strips – For the commitment-phobes out there.
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Want It Customized?
Have a particular font in mind? A different color? Perhaps a sign that warns about other perils—like tripping hazards, sarcasm levels, or unsolicited life advice? Message me, and I’ll make it happen. Custom orders are my jam.
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Final Thoughts
This sign doesn’t just warn—it elevates the art of cautionary signage. Whether you’re protecting customers in a restaurant, employees in a store, or just your own skull at home, this ENGRAVED wood masterpiece has your back (and your head).
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Order now before you forget, hit your head, and get amnesia!