Vintage Look Elegant Font Watch Your Step ENGRAVED Wood Sign

🚨 WATCH YOUR STEP 🚨

Because Gravity is a Harsh Mistress!

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Ah, the classic Watch Your Step sign—because nothing says "we care" quite like a gentle wooden warning before you take a spectacular tumble. This vintage-style engraved wood sign, proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (population: quaint), is here to save ankles, dignity, and possibly lawsuits.

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🔥 WHAT MAKES THIS SIGN SO SPECIAL? 🔥

✔ ENGRAVED with Authority: These letters aren’t just printed or painted on; they are carved into the wood 1/4" deep, ensuring that the message won’t fade even if common sense does.

✔ Custom-Made for Maximum Impact: Each sign is handcrafted, so no two are exactly alike—kind of like snowflakes, but less likely to melt and ruin your floors.

✔ Antique White Elegance: A sophisticated Antique White finish gives this sign a timeless, classic look, making it perfect for any setting—restaurants, retail shops, or that one tricky step in your house that even you forget about sometimes.

✔ Routed Edges for That Extra Flair: Our edges are elegantly routed, because why settle for boring, flat wood when you can have contoured sophistication?

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🎭 CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME! 🎭

Want a different font? A different color? Perhaps a sign that says, "Proceed with Caution: Dad Jokes Ahead"? No problem! Just send me a message, and we’ll make your sign uniquely yours—because life is too short for boring signage.

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🛠 HANG IT YOUR WAY! 🛠

Because not all walls—or people—are created equal, we offer FIVE hanging options to meet your specific needs:

🔹 Hanging Slot – Easy and seamless, like magic (but with more physics).

🔹 Nails With Holes – Classic and reliable, like grandma’s apple pie.

🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Because unfinished screws are so last season.

🔹 Wall Anchors with Screws and Caps – When you need extra security (looking at you, overenthusiastic hand-wavers).

🔹 Command Strips – No holes, no fuss, just stick and go—perfect for commitment-phobes.

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📏 SIZING & WEIGHT 📏

📐 Dimensions: 5.5”H x 13.5”W x 3/4”D – Large enough to be noticed, small enough to stay classy.

⚖ Weight: A lightweight 12-15 ounces, making installation easier than convincing a toddler that bedtime is a good idea.

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✉ FINAL THOUGHTS ✉

This is more than just a sign—it’s a public service announcement in elegant engraved wood form. Whether you're preventing customers from face-planting in your café, warning your guests about that one rogue step in your entryway, or just asserting your love for well-crafted signage, this Watch Your Step plaque is the perfect blend of function and vintage charm.

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So go ahead—click "Add to Cart" before someone (possibly you) takes a regrettable nosedive. Your floors—and your insurance provider—will thank you. 😉