I'd Rather Be Hunting Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

I'd Rather Be Hunting - Vintage Look Engraved Wood Sign
Because Let’s Be Honest, You’re Probably Already Thinking About It

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🎯 Attention, hunters, outdoor enthusiasts, and those who mysteriously vanish every fall! 🎯

Ever find yourself stuck at home, at work, or (shudder) at a social event where no one understands the deep, primal urge to sit in a tree for six hours waiting for a deer to make a questionable life choice? Well, fear not! This I'd Rather Be Hunting engraved wood sign is here to make your feelings loud and clear—without you having to say a word (which is great, because we know talking isn’t your favorite sport).

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💥 Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the wilds of Elkhorn, Wisconsin—where we know that the real meaning of “weekend plans” involves camo, a thermos of coffee, and an optimistic attitude.

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🔹 The Details (Because We Know You Love Specs):

✔ Material: Wood—because plastic is for mall-walkers.

✔ Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (or 6.25" H if you include the classy heavy jute cord).

✔ Weight: 6 oz. (That’s about the weight of two squirrels, for reference.)

✔ Finish: Antique White—because nothing says “rustic” like a little vintage flair.

✔ Hanging Mechanism: Heavy jute cord (a.k.a. the strongest thing next to your patience during deer season).

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Why You NEED This Sign:

🦌 Perfect for Your Man Cave, Cabin, Garage, or That One Spot in the Living Room You Think You Can Get Away With.

🎣 Also Works for Fishermen Who Are Willing to Lie a Little.

🎁 Great Gift for the Hunter in Your Life—Even If That Hunter is You.

🚫 Not Responsible for Spouses Rolling Their Eyes at Yet Another Hunting-Themed Item.

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🔹 CUSTOM ORDERS AVAILABLE!

Want something a little more you? Maybe:

✔ “I’d Rather Be Hunting… But My Wife Said No”

✔ “Gone Hunting – Don’t Wait Up”

✔ “Vegetarian: Old Indian Word for Bad Hunter”

✔ Anything else your hunting heart desires!

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Drop us a message, and we’ll engrave your wisdom into wood—because paper signs just don’t have the same gravitas.

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⏳ Don’t Wait!

Much like a prime hunting spot, these signs won’t last forever! Click Add to Cart now and let everyone know where your heart truly belongs (hint: it’s not at brunch).

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🔫 Happy Hunting! 🦌