If Cats Could Talk They Wouldn't – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wooden Sign (Because Let’s Be Honest, They’d Just Judge You)

Is your cat too cool for words? Probably, and this sign agrees. If cats could talk, they'd probably just complain about you not having enough snacks or the wrong brand of tuna. They’re not going to thank you for that scratching post. Instead, they'd give you a look, and that look would be enough.
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Features:

🐱 Engraved to Perfection: The text isn’t going anywhere. It’s engraved into the wood, unlike those flimsy printed or painted signs. No fading, no rubbing off, just pure cat-like indifference in wooden form.

🐱 Perfect for Cat Lovers (and Cat Haters Alike): Whether you’re a cat person or just want to send a message to the world that yes, your cat is superior, this sign will speak louder than any meow.

🐱 Heavy Jute Cord Included: Easy to hang (because your cat probably won't help you). Let this sign dangle proudly in your space, giving off all the sass and attitude of your favorite feline friend.

🐱 Customizable: Want a different font or color? I can make it happen, because no one knows “personalized” like a cat who insists on their favorite chair being reserved.
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Why You Need This Sign:

• For the cat who’s too good for words. Every glance at this sign will remind you of your cat's silent judgment.

• For the person who appreciates irony. Sure, the sign says they wouldn’t talk, but they definitely will talk… with their eyes.

• For anyone who needs a daily reminder that you’ll never truly understand your cat.
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Measurements:

• Height: 3.5” (or 6¼” with the jute cord)
• Width: 10”
• Depth: 3/8”
• Weight: 6 oz.
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Order now, and let your cat finally get their message across.
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They don’t need to speak—they just need to stare.