Turn Your Hat Sideways Hunting Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"Turn Your Hat Sideways And That Deer Will Think You're Looking the Other Way" Engraved Wooden Sign

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🎯 Attention, hunters, jokesters, and lovers of rustic charm! 🎯

If your idea of a good time is sitting quietly in the woods, convincing deer you're a tree, or just confusing woodland creatures with your fashion choices, this handcrafted, engraved wooden sign is a must-have!

With its vintage look, engraved lettering, and a message that’s as wise as it is witty, this sign is the perfect gift for hunters, outdoorsy folks, and people who just love a good laugh!

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Why This Sign is a Bullseye Hit:

✅ Engraved for Eternity – The lettering is carved INTO the wood, not just printed, painted, or stamped. That means it won’t fade, smudge, or disappear like your patience after hours in a deer blind.

✅ Rustic & Ready to Hang – Comes with a heavy jute cord for easy hanging. No need for fancy wall anchors—this sign is tougher than a buck in rutting season.

✅ Handmade, One at a Time – I make these one at a time, just like Grandma’s biscuits (except less edible and with fewer butter stains). Need more than one? Just holler, and I’ll get to work faster than a squirrel spotting a dropped peanut.

✅ The Perfect Gift – Whether for a hunter, fisherman, cabin owner, or just someone who appreciates backwoods wisdom, this sign is guaranteed to get a chuckle.

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Specifications:

📏 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (or 6¼" high with the jute cord—because, hey, we count everything around here!)

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (That’s about the weight of a small trout, for reference.)

🎨 Color: Antique White (like the first snowfall that makes tracking deer a whole lot easier).
Want a Custom Order? Need this sign in a different font, a different color, or perhaps with a personalized message? Maybe something like:

🦌 "Be Vewy Quiet... I’m Hunting Vewy Smart Deer!"

🎣 "Gone Fishin’ – And Probably Fibbin’ About the Size"

🏕 "If You Hear Banjo Music, Paddle Faster"

Just send me a message, and I’ll make it happen faster than a raccoon raiding a campsite!

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So grab one before the deer figure out the trick—order now! 🦌🤣

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Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin... aiming to please since 2011.