I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Options ~ Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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Welcome to your new favorite wall accessory! This charming and hilariously relatable ENGRAVED wood sign is perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to adult... and then didn’t. Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, hanging it in your kitchen, or letting it grace your home office (because let’s face it, “too many options” is your life mantra), this vintage-style sign is guaranteed to spark joy and maybe a few laughs.
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Why It’s Perfect for You (and Everyone You Know):

1. ENGRAVED Lettering: That’s right—this isn’t some flimsy printed or painted sign that’ll fade faster than your New Year’s resolutions. The words are engraved deep into the wood, ensuring this piece of hilarity is built to last.

2. Easy to Hang: It comes complete with a rustic jute cord, so you can quickly and effortlessly display your wit to the world. (Or at least to your living room.)

3. Timeless Antique White Finish: The subtle vintage look makes it classy enough for any space while still saying, “I’m fun, but I’m also sophisticated.”

4. Lightweight & Durable: At just 6 oz., this sign is a breeze to hang anywhere—door knobs, hooks, the fridge, or maybe even your dog’s collar (if they’re game).
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Details, Because You Love the Fine Print:

● Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (adds a little height with the jute cord for extra flair—6.25" total). Perfect for spaces big or small.

● Color: Antique White base for that vintage-chic vibe that matches everything.
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Want More?

Can’t stop at just one? I can make as many as you need—just send me a message! (Seriously, you could outfit your entire squad with these signs and become the undisputed champion of gifting.)
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Custom Requests? I’ve Got You!

Need a different font to suit your vibe? Want a splash of color to match your décor? I can make it happen—just ask! Together, we’ll create the perfect customized version of this sign.
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Why You Need This Sign Right Now:

● You’re tired of boring walls.

● You like laughing every time you walk into a room.

● You meant to behave, but let’s be real: the options were overwhelming.

● Your mom/friend/neighbor/coworker needs this as a gift because they’ll laugh-snort when they see it.
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Handmade with Love:

Each sign is lovingly crafted by me, one at a time, because your home deserves something special. (And honestly, mass production is overrated.) Expect minor variations—they’re like the charming quirks of a best friend who shows up with coffee unannounced.
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Don’t wait—add a little humor to your space today! It’s time to embrace the chaos with style.
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👉 Click “Add to Cart” now, and let’s get this party started! 🎉