You Can't Fix Stupid – But You Can Hang a Sign About It!
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Ever found yourself shaking your head at the world, muttering under your breath, "Well, you just can’t fix stupid"? Good news! Now you can hang that timeless truth right on your wall for all to see. Whether it's a subtle hint for family members, a gentle reminder for houseguests, or just a daily affirmation for surviving social media, this sign says what we're all thinking—so you don’t have to.
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Why You Need This Sign (Besides the Obvious)
✔ Premium Engraving – The letters are carved into the wood, so unlike wisdom, they won’t fade over time. No cheapo stickers or flakey paint here!
✔ Vintage Vibes – That antique white finish adds a touch of class to your sarcasm. Who says humor can’t be elegant?
✔ Ready to Hang – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, because you’ve got better things to do than dig through drawers for mounting supplies.
✔ Handcrafted One at a Time – Just by me, a piece of wood, and a firm belief that some messages deserve to last forever.
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Perfect For:
🛑 Offices (so your coworkers know you’ve given up hope)
🛑 Kitchens (because sometimes bad decisions happen before coffee)
🛑 Man Caves & She Sheds (where sarcasm flows freely)
🛑 Front Doors (because warnings should be clear)
🛑 Gifting (for that one friend who deals with the general public)
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Details, Because You’re a Smart Shopper:
📏 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute Cord) – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to fit anywhere.
⚖ Weight: Approximately 6 oz – Light enough to hang with ease, heavy enough to show you mean business.
🎨 Color: Antique White – Because stupidity is timeless, but the finish doesn’t have to be.
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Customization Available!
Want a different color? A fancy font? A personalized message like “You Really Can’t Fix Stupid, Bob”? Just send me a message, and I’ll make it happen.
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🎁 Order Yours Today! Supplies of humor are unlimited, but my ability to engrave signs one at a time isn’t.