You Are About To Exceed The Limitations Hanging Of My Medications ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"You Are About to Exceed the Limitations of My Medications" – ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wooden Sign

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🚨 Warning: Side Effects May Include Snark, Eye-Rolling, and Sudden Exits 🚨

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Have you ever felt your patience running lower than your last prescription refill? Do you find yourself mentally calculating how many more conversations you can endure before you exceed the recommended dosage of human interaction? Then, friend, THIS SIGN IS FOR YOU.

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What makes this little wooden masterpiece the perfect addition to your home, office, or designated “sanity preservation zone”?

✔ Expertly ENGRAVED – That’s right, we don’t mess around with flimsy stickers, cheapo prints, or questionable paint jobs. The words are carved deep into the wood, just like the realization that your patience is non-renewable.

✔ Vintage Antique White Finish – Because everything looks classier when it’s pretending to be old. It pairs perfectly with your aesthetic of “I’ve had enough” and adds just the right touch of rustic sass to any space.

✔ Durable Jute Cord for Hanging – Hang it wherever you need a visual disclaimer. Your living room? The breakroom at work? Right above your coffee maker? The possibilities are endless (unlike your patience).

✔ Handcrafted with Love (and a Healthy Dose of Sarcasm) – Each sign is carefully made one at a time, ensuring top-tier quality and a unique charm that screams, “I tried to warn you.”

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Dimensions (For Those Who Like Details More Than Drama)

📏 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with Jute Cord)

⚖ Weight: Approximately 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to make a statement)

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Proudly Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products. Straight outta Elkhorn, Wisconsin—where we take both craftsmanship and sarcasm very seriously.

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Need a custom order? Want a different font or a new color to match your mood (or lack thereof)? Message me, and we’ll make it happen!

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Now, go forth and let the world know: The pharmacy may have refills, but your patience does not.