Never Argue With A Woman If You Win Things May Get Worse ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ No Kidding!
$15.00
Never Argue With A Woman – If You Win, Things May Get Worse!
ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wooden Sign – Because Experience is the Best Teacher!
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Fellas, let’s face it—arguing with a woman is like wrestling a bear in a tutu. Sure, you might THINK you're winning, but really, you're just digging your own grave… with a teaspoon… in quicksand. Save yourself the trouble and let this ENGRAVED sign serve as a daily reminder of the universal truth: Winning an argument with a woman is like lighting a match in a fireworks factory—technically possible, but highly ill-advised.
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Why You NEED This Sign (Besides the Fact That Your Wife Said So)
✔️ ENGRAVED for Eternity – No cheap paint, no flaky prints, no chance of it fading away like your last good argument. This lettering is carved directly into the wood, just like your fate if you ignore its wisdom.
✔️ Vintage Charm Meets Brutal Truth – A classic Antique White finish means it blends beautifully with any decor, whether it’s your man cave, kitchen, or even your shed (a.k.a. your new home after that last disagreement).
✔️ Built-In Hanging Cord – Comes with a sturdy jute cord for instant display! No nails, no screws, no wondering where you put the hammer—you’ve got enough battles to fight already.
✔️ Made by a Real Human – Each sign is crafted one at a time by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in beautiful Elkhorn, Wisconsin (because even the cheese capital of the world knows a thing or two about relationships). Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll make as many as you need—whether it's for you, a friend, or your entire local support group of fellow "winners."
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Specs & Details:
📏 Measurements:
3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” High with Jute Cord, for those measuring from a safe distance).
Approximate Weight: 6 oz (lightweight—because the emotional weight of losing an argument is already heavy enough).
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🎨 Customization Available! Want a different font or color? Maybe one that better matches your existing décor (or your wife’s expectations)? Message me! I take custom orders because I know everyone’s losing arguments in their own unique way.
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Perfect Gift For:
🎁 Husbands Who Have Learned the Hard Way
🎁 Boyfriends Who Still Think They Have a Chance
🎁 Dads Who’ve Mastered the Silent Nod
🎁 Best Friends Who Need a Reality Check
🎁 Yourself—Because You Need the Reminder
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Order now and embrace the wisdom of the ages! Because if you think winning an argument is worth the consequences, let me remind you—you can be right, or you can be happy. Choose wisely. 😆