This Farmer Plays Well With Udders ~ Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

This Farmer Plays Well With Udders ~ Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign 🐄

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🚜 Moo-ve over boring wall décor! This charming, udderly delightful engraved wooden sign is the perfect way to show off your farm-fresh sense of humor. Whether you’re a dairy devotee, a pasture pro, or just someone who appreciates a good cow pun, this sign will milk a few laughs from everyone who sees it!

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Why This Sign is the Cream of the Crop?

🐮 Engraved for Eternity – Unlike painted or printed designs that might fade faster than a nervous cow at a barbecue, the lettering is engraved directly into the wood. That means this sign will last longer than a stubborn cow’s grudge.

🐮 Antique White Finish – Classic and rustic, this sign has a timeless farmhouse look that pairs beautifully with barns, kitchens, man caves, or anywhere that could use a bit of bovine brilliance.

🐮 Built-in Hanging Cord – Comes with a heavy jute cord so you can easily hang it up and start getting compliments immediately. No hammering nails into your fence post or calling in the cows to help.

🐮 Made with Love (and Probably a Few Moo-sic Jokes) – I make each of these signsone at a time. No factory assembly lines here—just me, my tools, and an appreciation for good farm humor.

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Need More Than One?

Hosting a barn bash? Outfitting your dairy parlor? Got a herd of friends who need this sign too? No problem! I can make more upon request. Just send me a message, and I’ll get to work quicker than a calf chasing after its mama.

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Want a Custom Order?

Would you like a different font, color, or maybe your own hilarious farm-themed phrase? Let’s talk! I’m happy to create a custom sign tailored just for you—because every barnyard has its own unique flair.

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Measurements (For Those Who Like the Nitty-Gritty Details):

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (or 6¼" High including the jute cord)

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz (light enough to hang, heavy enough to feel solid)

Great Gift Idea!

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This sign makes a fantastic gift for:

✔ Farmers & Ranchers 🐂

✔ Dairy Enthusiasts 🥛

✔ Cow Lovers 🐄

✔ Dad Joke Champions 🏆

✔ Anyone who enjoys farm-fresh humor 🚜

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Final Thoughts?

This sign is more than just pasture decor—it’s a statement piece that says, “Yes, I play well with udders, and I’m proud of it!” So go ahead, bring home this legend-dairy piece today!

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📦 Order now before the cows come home! 🛒🐄