The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

The First Five Days After the Weekend Are the Hardest – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🌟 Because Mondays Were Sent to Ruin Lives 🌟

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Tired of explaining to your coworkers why you look like a zombie every Monday morning? Need a way to silently scream your disdain for the workweek? Look no further! This ENGRAVED (not just printed, because we care about your suffering) Vintage Look Wood Sign is the perfect addition to your home, office, cubicle, or that dark corner where you cry between Zoom meetings.

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Crafted with Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products’ signature blend of sarcasm and high-quality craftsmanship, this sign is lovingly made one at a time in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin. (Okay, maybe not a metropolis, but we do have cows, and they’re impressed.)

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✨ Features That’ll Make You Feel Slightly Better About Monday ✨

✔ ENGRAVED Lettering – Because we believe in permanent reminders of your existential dread.

✔ Antique White Base Color – A timeless shade that matches your weekend dreams fading away.

✔ Heavy Jute Cord – Because we could’ve used weak, flimsy string, but that’s not how we roll.

✔ Compact Yet Mighty – Measuring 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" High with the Jute Cord), this sign is big enough to make a statement but small enough to fit between your ever-growing stack of unfinished paperwork.

✔ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. – Lighter than your emotional baggage on a Monday.

✔ Made ONE at a time – Because mass-producing sarcasm just doesn’t feel right.

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🛒 Need More Than One?

Oh, planning a full-blown protest against the workweek? A gift for that one friend who starts every Monday with, “Ughhh, I can’t”? A little decorative rebellion for the whole office? Contact me for multiple orders, and we’ll make it happen.

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🎨 Want It Customized?

Do you have your own deeply personal message of weekday despair? Need this in a different color to match your soul? Contact me, and I’ll whip up a custom order just for you.

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📢 Disclaimer: This sign will not make Mondays go away, nor will it improve your boss’s attitude. However, it may provide a small glimmer of joy in the form of sarcasm.

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Now go ahead—click that Add to Cart button and treat yourself. You’ve earned it. (Unless it’s Monday. In that case, just survive the day first.)