Welcome To The Chaos ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign We Can All Relate To

Welcome To The Chaos ~ ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign
🏡 Where "Calm" is just a setting on the dishwasher! 🏡
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Looking for the perfect way to let everyone know what they're stepping into before they cross your threshold? This Welcome To The Chaos engraved sign is the ultimate combo of charm, character, and a healthy dose of humor. It's the decor equivalent of a big hug that whispers, "Yes, it's crazy in here, and we love it!"
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Why You Need This Sign:

● Vintage Charm: The sign is lovingly crafted with an antique white base to give it that “I’ve been around since grandma’s glory days” vibe (even if it’s fresh from my workshop).

● Engraved to Last: The lettering is engraved INTO the wood, meaning it’ll last longer than your New Year’s resolutions. No peeling, fading, or “oops, the paint wore off!”

● Light & Easy to Hang: Comes with a sturdy jute cord—because nobody has time for complicated wall-mounting drama.

● Perfect Size: At 3.5" x 10", it’s compact enough to fit on your gallery wall but bold enough to grab attention (kind of like your toddler on a sugar high).
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How to Use It:

1. Hang it by the front door to warn visitors that the chaos comes free of charge.

2. Put it in the kitchen because that’s probably where the most chaos happens anyway.

3. Gift it to your favorite chaotic friend or family member—instant brownie points for knowing their vibe.

4. Keep it for yourself and enjoy the daily reminder that life is beautifully messy.
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Customizable Chaos

Want your chaos to have a more personal touch? I’ll happily tweak the font or base color to match your aesthetic! Think: “Welcome to the Circus,” “House of Shenanigans,” or “Nope, Not Today.” Just send me a message and let’s make it happen. (But fair warning: My workshop isn’t immune to chaos either, so allow a little time for perfection.)
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Handmade with Love (and a Bit of Sawdust):

Each sign is made one at a time in my workshop, where I put my heart, soul, and favorite podcast into every piece. Need more than one? No problem! I’ll fire up the saw and crank out as many as you need.
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Measurements & Weight

📏 Dimensions: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high if you include that snazzy jute cord)

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (It’s lighter than your morning coffee mug.)
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Care Instructions

● Hang it up and admire.

● Occasionally dust it (or let the chaos cover it—it’s your sign, after all).
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🛒 So, What Are You Waiting For?

Add this quirky, timeless piece to your cart and let the world know that chaos isn’t a flaw—it’s a feature! Because life’s too short for boring walls (or boring houses).
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🎁 PS:

This makes an unforgettable gift for housewarmings, weddings, or anyone embracing the delightful mess of life. Bonus points if they have kids, pets, or a sense of humor!
Ready to welcome the chaos? Click “Add to Cart” now, and let’s get engraving!