My Stomach Is Flat The 'L' Is Just Silent ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Hilarious Etsy Listing: "My Stomach Is Flat (The L Is Just Silent)" Engraved Vintage-Look Wooden Sign
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Description:

Welcome to my shop of laughter, wit, and things that make people do a double-take! You’re looking at a gem of a sign: the "My Stomach Is Flat, The L Is Just Silent" Engraved Wooden Plaque. This isn’t just a sign—it’s a lifestyle, a mantra, and a conversation starter all in one.

Perfect for your kitchen, dining room, or gym (because humor burns calories, right?), this sign is designed for people who can laugh at themselves, love carbs, or just need a little joy hanging on their walls. And guess what? The lettering isn’t just printed on—it’s engraved! That means your humor will outlast any trends, like kale chips or intermittent fasting.
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Features That Will Make You Say ‘YES’ to This Sign:

● Engraved Lettering: No fading, rubbing off, or smudging. This sign will stay just as sassy as the day you bought it.

● Antique White Finish: Because it screams classy and a little sassy.

● Jute Cord for Hanging: Rustic, sturdy, and makes installation so easy, even your least handy friend could do it.
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Why You'll Love It:

This sign is the perfect gift for:

● That friend who starts a diet every Monday and quits by Wednesday.

● The foodie who has a sixth sense for bakery locations.

● Yourself—because you deserve nice things and a laugh every day.

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Custom Options:

Feeling extra creative? Let’s make this uniquely you! Want a different color? A different font? Maybe a whole new phrase, like "My Cooking is Awesome (Just Ask the Fire Alarm)"? Contact me, and I’ll work my magic to create your custom masterpiece. (Extra charges may apply, but so do extra smiles.)

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Specifications:

● Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D
(It’s like the Goldilocks of signs—neither too big nor too small, but just right.)

● Height with Jute Cord: 6¼" (for those who care about precision).

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (light enough for a thumbtack, sturdy enough to survive your laughter).

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Care Instructions:

No need to baby this bad boy. A quick dust-off now and then will keep it looking fabulous. It’s not dishwasher safe, but honestly, who puts a wooden sign in the dishwasher?

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Shipping:

Each sign is handcrafted with love, sarcasm, and possibly a snack break in between. Please allow 3–5 business days for production, plus shipping time. If you’re in a hurry (maybe you just started a new diet and need moral support STAT), message me for rush options.

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Pro Tip:

Pair this sign with a box of donuts for the ultimate gift. Because what better way to embrace silent L's than with loudly delicious snacks?

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Order now, because your walls deserve to be funny—and your friends deserve to know you found humor in carbs. 💕