Dodge Garage Therapy ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wood Sign – Because Every Mechanic Needs a Little “Car-tharsis”! 🚗🔧
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🏁 Rev Up Your Garage Vibes! 🏁
Feeling a little over-torqued? Need a brake from life’s daily grind? Welcome to Dodge Garage Therapy, where the grease is good, the tools never judge, and the only thing getting tuned up is your mood!
This handcrafted ENGRAVED wooden sign is the perfect addition to any Dodge lover’s domain—whether it’s a full-blown mechanic’s lair, a man cave, or just that one spot in the garage where you “pretend” to work on projects while actually sipping a cold one. 🍺
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Why This Sign is a Total Classic
🔹 Built to Last – Just Like a Dodge! The lettering is engraved deep into the wood—unlike printed or painted signs that fade faster than your patience when dealing with stubborn lug nuts.
🔹 Antique White Finish – Vintage Vibes Galore! Because nothing says "legendary" like a little old-school charm.
🔹 Comes Ready to Hang! Equipped with a heavy jute cord for effortless display. No need to tinker—this sign is garage-ready straight out of the box!
🔹 Handcrafted One at a Time! I make these one by one, just like a true craftsman—no assembly line nonsense here. Need more than one? Just let me know, and I’ll custom-build your order faster than a Dodge Charger off the starting line. 🏎💨
🔹 Custom Orders Welcome! Want a different color or font? Let’s talk! I’m happy to make this sign as unique as your own garage adventures.
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Measurements
📏 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute cord)
⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (That’s light enough to hang with ease but sturdy enough to handle all the horsepower your garage throws at it!)
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The Perfect Gift for:
✔️ Dodge fans who treat their garage like a sacred temple 🏁
✔️ That one friend who’s “just gonna do a quick oil change” (and disappears for 4 hours)
✔️ The backyard mechanic who swears they can fix anything—with just a hammer and duct tape
✔️ Yourself—because every garage deserves a little personality!
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So, what are you waiting for? Grab this sign and turn your garage into the ultimate Dodge Therapy Zone—where stress gets tuned up, troubles get exhaust-ed, and the only check engine light is the one you choose to ignore! 😆🔧
🚗 Order now and let the garage therapy begin! 🚗
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