Napping Is My Superpower ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Napping Is My Superpower ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
💤 Because Even Superheroes Need Sleep! 🦸♂️💤

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Do you have the extraordinary ability to snooze through alarms? Can you nap anywhere—couch, car, or mid-conversation? Are you the undisputed champion of afternoon siestas? If so, congratulations! You’ve officially unlocked your superpower—and now, you can display it proudly with this vintage-style engraved wood sign.

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Why You Need This Sign (Besides the Obvious Nap Breaks):

✔ Super Durable: The lettering is engraved INTO the wood, so it will never rub off, fade, or mysteriously disappear like your motivation on a Monday morning.

✔ Handmade with Love (and Maybe a Little Sleep Deprivation): Each sign is crafted one at a time, so you’re getting a one-of-a-kind nap-cessory!

✔ Perfectly Sized: At 3.5" x 10", it's big enough to make a statement but small enough to hang anywhere—bedroom, office, cozy nap nook, or directly on your forehead as a warning to others.

✔ Easy to Hang: Comes with a heavy jute cord so you can effortlessly display your drowsy declaration. No super strength required.

✔ Antique White Finish: Because even superheroes appreciate a touch of vintage charm.

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Gift It or Keep It (We Won’t Judge):

This sign makes the perfect gift for:

💤 Serial snoozers

💤 Nap enthusiasts

💤 Sleep-deprived parents

💤 Cat owners who aspire to their feline’s level of laziness

💤 That coworker who’s always "resting their eyes" during meetings

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Need a Custom Order?

Want a different font or color? No problem! Send me a message, and I’ll whip up a custom creation just for you. Because let’s be honest—you deserve a sign as unique as your ability to sleep through an earthquake.

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Nap Now, Buy Later?

Don’t sleep on this deal (or do—I'm not your boss). Add this sign to your cart before you drift off into dreamland!

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💤 Warning: Displaying this sign may result in increased nap attempts, envy from non-nappers, and unsolicited advice from productivity gurus. Use responsibly. 💤