I'll See Your Toddler Tantrum And raise You A Teenager ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
$15.00
I’LL SEE YOUR TODDLER TANTRUM AND RAISE YOU A TEENAGER – Vintage-Style Engraved Wood Sign
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Are you currently locked in an epic battle of wills with a pint-sized dictator who just discovered the word “NO”? Are you wistfully dreaming of the day they grow out of it—only to realize that teenagers are just toddlers with car keys and Wi-Fi? Well, this sign is for you!
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Why You Need This Sign in Your Life
This delightful, truth-bomb of a plaque is more than just home décor—it’s a survival badge, a knowing nod to every battle-worn parent out there. Whether you’re dodging a flying sippy cup or deciphering teenage eye-rolls, this sign lets guests know that you’ve leveled up in the parenting game. Toddler tantrums were just the tutorial—teenage years are the boss level.
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Crafted with Love, Laughter, and a Touch of Parenting Fatigue
🔹 Deeply Engraved Lettering – Unlike your patience, this text won’t fade. Stamped, painted, or printed signs might wear away, but this message is literally carved in wood—much like the grey hairs your teenager is giving you.
🔹 Vintage Charm – The Antique White base color gives it that perfectly weathered look—much like how parents feel after a decade of bedtime battles, lost homework, and “Can I borrow the car?” requests.
🔹 Durable & Lightweight – Just like your resolve when your toddler wants to wear a tutu out in a snowstorm or your teen insists that 2 AM is a reasonable bedtime.
🔹 Easy Hanging – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, so you can proudly display this masterpiece in your kitchen, living room, or directly over the Wi-Fi router as a silent warning.
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Specifications
📏 Dimensions: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high with jute cord)
⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (which is significantly less than the emotional weight of parenting a teenager)
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Custom Orders? Absolutely!
Need a different font, color, or size? Want a personalized engraving that says “I survived the Terrible Twos AND the Teenage Years—Where’s My Trophy?” Just shoot me a message! I’ll gladly whip up a custom order faster than a toddler can throw their food on the floor.
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Perfect for…
✔️ Parents who are in the trenches of toddler tantrums and think “It can’t get worse” (Spoiler: It does.)
✔️ Veteran parents who have graduated to teenage drama and need a laugh.
✔️ Gifts for friends, family, baby showers, or fellow warriors of parenthood who need a little humor to get through the day.
✔️ Hanging next to your coffee station, because let’s be honest—caffeine is the only thing keeping you going.
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So go ahead—embrace the chaos, laugh through the tears, and hang this sign as a badge of honor.
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Because if you’ve survived both toddler and teenage meltdowns, you deserve a medal... or at least a really funny sign. 🏆
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👉 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now before your toddler wakes up or your teen starts texting you from the next room.
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Made at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin by a parent of four who survived to adulthood.