$15.00
With Kids in Our House, Someone Is Always Crying… Usually It’s Me!
🔹 Engraved Vintage-Look Wood Sign 🔹
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Welcome to the club, where the floors are sticky, the laundry is endless, and the emotional rollercoaster runs 24/7! If you’ve got kids (or let’s be real, just life in general), you know the struggle is real. This beautifully engraved wood sign sums up the chaos, the comedy, and the occasional (okay, frequent) breakdowns that come with the territory.
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🎯 Why You Need This Sign:
✔️ Deeply Engraved Lettering – Unlike printed or painted signs that fade faster than your patience on a Monday morning, this one is engraved directly into the wood, making it last forever… kinda like the messes.
✔️ Rustic Charm – The antique white finish and vintage aesthetic give it that perfect farmhouse feel.
✔️ Easy Hanging – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, so you can quickly hang it wherever you most often contemplate your life choices—your kitchen, playroom, or maybe right above your coffee maker.
✔️ Perfect Gift – Know a parent who could use a laugh? (Or a cry?) This sign makes a fantastic baby shower gift, Mother’s Day surprise, or just a “Hey, I see you surviving” present.
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📏 Measurements:
📌 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” High including the jute cord)
📌 Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to feel high-quality!)
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📦 Custom Orders:
Want a different font or color to match your decor? I’m happy to customize! Just send me a message, and I’ll whip up something special just for you.
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💌 Bulk Orders Available:
Need more than one? I make these one at a time with care, but I’d be happy to craft a batch for you. Just reach out, and I’ll make sure your order is filled—faster than a toddler can find something to whine about.
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🚀 Fast Shipping & Handmade with Love
Each sign is made with high-quality materials and engraved to perfection. I take pride in crafting pieces that bring a little humor and heart into your home.
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So go ahead—treat yourself, or someone who really needs a laugh (and probably a nap).
👉 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now before the kids wake up!