Having One Child Makes You A Parent Having Two Or More Children Makes You A Referee ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Parenting: A Full-Contact Sport! 🏆🎉

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🏁 Having One Child Makes You a Parent – Having Two or More Makes You a Referee! 🏁

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If your living room feels more like a wrestling ring, your kitchen sounds like a halftime pep talk, and your car rides involve more disputes than a championship game—congratulations! You’re officially not just a parent, but a full-time referee! ⚖️🚨

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This handcrafted, engraved wooden sign is the perfect gift for parents who’ve mastered the art of breaking up sibling squabbles, enforcing bedtime like a seasoned umpire, and calling "time-out" like a pro. Whether you're gifting it to a fellow parental MVP or claiming it for your own sanity-saving space, this sign is a guaranteed conversation starter (or argument settler)!

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Why This Sign Scores Big:

✔️ Durability for the Parenting Game – Unlike printed or painted signs, our design is engraved directly into the wood, so it won’t fade, chip, or rub off. Just like a parent’s patience… well, on a good day. 😉

✔️ Vintage Vibes, Modern Humor – The antique white base color gives it a classic, timeless feel, while the saying itself is a hilariously accurate reality check for anyone juggling multiple kiddos.

✔️ Ready to Hang, No Coaching Required – Comes with a sturdy heavy jute cord for easy hanging. No extra whistles or penalty flags needed!

✔️ Customizable for Your Game Plan – Want a different font or color? Just let me know, and I’ll happily craft a custom sign to match your personal style.

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Specifications:

📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” high including the jute cord)

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. – Lightweight but full of wisdom!

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Looking for More Than One?

I make these one at a time, but if you need a full team set (or just an extra one for backup), send me a message, and I’ll gladly whip up as many as you need!

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🚨 Final Call:
Whether you're an MVP Mom, a Hall of Fame Dad, or an honorary referee to a team of tiny troublemakers, this sign will bring laughs, nods of agreement, and possibly a moment of well-earned silence. 🏆

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⚡ Blow the whistle on boring décor—grab yours today! ⚡