Alexa Feed My Kids ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Somebody's gotta do it!

Alexa, Feed My Kids ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Because I’m Fresh Out of Magic Wand Wishes!

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📢 Tired of tiny humans demanding snacks every 12 minutes? Wishing your smart home device was just a little smarter? Introducing the “Alexa, Feed My Kids” ENGRAVED Wood Sign—because somebody’s gotta do it, and that somebody should be Alexa.

👉 Does Alexa actually feed your kids? No. (We checked. Repeatedly.)

👉 Will it make your life easier? Also no. But it will make your kitchen funnier.

👉 Does it make a perfect gift for exhausted parents, overworked grandparents, and anyone who has ever uttered the phrase “You JUST ate” in sheer disbelief? Absolutely.

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Why You Need This Sign in Your Life:

✅ Engraved Lettering – No flimsy stickers or fading paint. This text is carved deep into the wood, just like your exhaustion is carved deep into your soul.

✅ Antique White Finish – Because “aged with wisdom” sounds fancier than “I haven’t slept since 2017.”

✅ Rustic Jute Cord – Adds that vintage farmhouse charm while ensuring this sign can be hung up anywhere (even over the snack cabinet, as a warning).

✅ Handmade with Love – Or at least with caffeine and mild frustration.

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Perfect Gift For:

🎁 Parents who know the “What’s for dinner?” question is eternal.

🎁 Grandparents who finally get revenge by loading the grandkids up with sugar and sending them home.

🎁 Friends who need a laugh (or a cry… or both).

🎁 Anyone whose “dinner plan” is best described as “DoorDash, but make it fancy.”

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Product Details:

📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6.25”H including jute cord for easy hanging)

⚖️ Weight: 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to have authority.)

🎨 Color: Antique White (but not the “kids touched it with Cheeto fingers” kind).

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Handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – where we believe humor and high-quality craftsmanship should always be served together.

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Want a different color? Different font? A completely different sarcastic phrase? I take custom orders! Message me and I’ll make your perfect sign (but unfortunately, I still can’t make Alexa do the cooking).

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📦 Ships fast because dinner time is every day.

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🛒 Add to cart now… because let’s be honest, it’s either this or another overpriced coffee to survive the day.