Sarcasm So Sharp, It’s Etched in Wood! ~ My Level Of Sarcasm Is So High Even I Don't Know If I'm Kidding ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🎉 Welcome to Snark Central, where your humor gets carved in style! 🎉
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Description:

Let your inner snark shine! This vintage-inspired engraved wood sign isn't just a decoration—it's a declaration. Featuring deep-engraved lettering that stands the test of time (and sarcasm), this sign is perfect for your home, office, or as a gift for the friend who always has a witty comeback.
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Why This Sign Is Pun-stoppable:

● Engraved to Last: Unlike fleeting comebacks, this lettering is engraved INTO the wood, ensuring it never fades, flakes, or cracks under pressure.

● Hanging Out Made Easy: Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord so you can display your sarcasm with ease.

● Antique Chic: Finished in a classy antique white that pairs perfectly with your timeless wit.
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💡 Customize Your Sass! 💡

Want a different font to match your mood, or a color to fit your décor? Just drop me a line—I’ll make sure your sarcasm stands out exactly the way you want it to.
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📏 Details:

● Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high including the jute cord)

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz (as light as your sense of seriousness).