If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign For Those Feeling Fat And Sassy

🔥 Turn Up the Heat on Humor with This Vintage-Inspired Sign! 🔥
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Description:

Tired of your quick wit not doubling as cardio? Say hello to the next best thing—a hilariously stylish engraved wood sign that’s as sharp as your comebacks (and way easier on the joints). Whether you’re looking to sass up your space or gift your cheekiest friend, this sign is guaranteed to turn heads faster than your one-liners.
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Why This Sign Is a Cut Above the Rest:

✨ Engraved to Perfection:
This isn’t your average flimsy, printed sign—it’s the heavy-hitter of humor décor. Deeply engraved lettering means the joke stays fresh and fabulous, even if your New Year’s resolutions don’t.

✨ Easy to Hang, Hard to Ignore:
Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord, so it’s as effortless to display as your sarcastic charm. Just find a wall and let the laughs roll in.

✨ Timelessly Chic:
Antique white meets modern wit for a look that says, “I’m hilarious, but I also have taste.” Perfect for spaces that need both humor and style—because why not have it all?

💡 Custom Comedy, Your Way! 💡
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📏 Details:

● Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high with jute cord—because we’re fancy like that)

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz (lightweight on your wall, heavyweight in the comedy arena)
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Perfect For:

🎁 Gifting Your Sassiest Sidekick:
Ideal for that friend whose sarcasm is sharper than their knife set.

🏡 Leveling Up Your Space:
From kitchens to offices to workout rooms, this sign adds humor to your hustle. (At least one thing in the room will be funny if not functional.)

😂 Celebrating Life’s Moments:
Birthdays, holidays, or “just because you survived Monday”—because laughter truly is the best gift.
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✨ Why Weight? Order Now! ✨
Each sign is handcrafted with care (and a sprinkle of sass), so don’t let this chance slip away like a missed punchline. Need extras? Drop me a message—I’ll make sure your squad gets their own slice of wit.
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✉️ Custom Orders Welcome!
Got a pun, phrase, or inside joke begging for a permanent home? Let’s collaborate and create a one-of-a-kind sign that’s as unique (and hilarious) as you are.
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👉 Click ‘Add to Cart’ and Let the Laughs Begin! 👈