Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You - ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Are you the unofficial therapist of your friend group? Do people spill their life stories to you at parties? Or maybe you just want to keep your sense of humor on display while you analyze literally everyone. Whatever the case, this "Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You" sign is here to bring a dose of wit to your space.
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Why You’ll Love It:

• Permanent Diagnosis: The lettering is engraved directly into the wood, so it won’t fade, rub off, or disappear—kind of like that one embarrassing story you told your best friend.

• Ready to Hang: Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord for easy hanging, whether it’s in your office, kitchen, or personal analysis zone.

• Custom Options: Prefer a different color or font? No problem! Shoot me a message, and we’ll create a custom masterpiece just for you.

• Perfectly Sized: At 3.5” x 10”, it’s small enough to be charming but big enough to get your point across (because subtlety is overrated).
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Base Color: Antique White—timeless, classic, and a little sassy.
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Whether it’s a gift for your therapist friend, your sarcastic coworker, or yourself (because judgement of others is a real hobby), this engraved wood sign is guaranteed to get a laugh.

P.S. Diagnosing skills not included. You’re on your own for that part.
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🎁 Great gift for:

• Therapists and counselors

• Friends who love to “people-watch”

• That one person who always knows what’s wrong