$15.00
Let’s face it: next week is already shaping up to be a mess, and it hasn’t even started yet. This handmade, vintage-inspired wooden sign is perfect for anyone who wants to announce their exhaustion in style. Whether it’s for your home, your office, or your favorite “can’t even” zone, this sign says it all—without you having to.
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✨ Why You'll Love It:
● Engraved Forever: The lettering is carved into the wood, just like your deep-seated dread for Mondays. No fading, smudging, or peeling here!
● Rustic Jute Cord: Adds that farmhouse-chic vibe while holding up the weight of your emotional labor.
● Antique White Finish: The classy backdrop your sarcasm deserves.
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✨ Customization Options:
Think next month will be worse? Need a different font to match your aesthetic? Want a bold color to highlight your eternal fatigue? Message me! I’d be delighted to customize your future complaints.
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📏 Measurements:
● 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D
● Total height with jute cord: 6¼”
● Weight: A lightweight 6 oz, unlike the heavy burden of adulting.
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🎁 Great Gift For:
● Overachievers who’ve already had enough.
● Sarcasm aficionados.
● Coworkers who live on coffee and dreams of retirement.
● Anyone whose to-do list is longer than their patience.
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Order yours today and embrace the art of preemptive exhaustion with flair!