Sass with Class! - I Don't Insult People I Accurately Describe Them ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Description:

Are you tired of people misinterpreting your truth bombs as insults? Make your position clear with this sassy-yet-sophisticated engraved wooden sign! Perfect for your home, office, or the coworker who keeps “accidentally” scheduling meetings at 4:59 PM. This isn’t just a sign—it’s a lifestyle.
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Features:
● Forever Accurate: The witty phrase is engraved into the wood, ensuring your bold statement stays intact for eternity (or until the apocalypse).

● Vintage Vibes: Handcrafted with a base color of Antique White, this sign screams, “I’m classy, but don’t push me.”

● Jute Cord for Easy Hanging: Effortlessly dangle your truth anywhere you please—front door, bathroom, or above your designated snack corner of judgment.

● Customizable Sass: Want a different font or color? Let’s chat! Whether you prefer bold and brash or subtle sarcasm, I’ll make your plaque as unique as your attitude.
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Dimensions & Weight (aka the boring but useful stuff):

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6.25" tall with the jute cord for added flair!)

● Weight: Approximately 6 oz—light enough to hang anywhere, sturdy enough to hold all your truths.
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Ideal Gift For:

● Your brutally honest bestie

● A hilarious housewarming present

● Your boss who’s just on the edge of HR trouble

● Yourself, because you deserve it
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Handcrafted Just for You:

Each sign is made one at a time because perfection takes time, darling. If you need more than one, let me know, and I’ll whip up a batch faster than you can say, “No offense, but…”
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Important Note:

This sign doesn’t just make statements—it makes friends. Or possibly enemies. Either way, it’s bound to be the center of attention!
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Get yours today and start describing, not insulting.
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(Disclaimer: Side-eye sold separately.)