That’s Heavy on Humor, Light on Consequences! ~ I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Description:

Looking for the perfect way to say, "I'm hilarious, not dangerous"? This engraved vintage-look wood sign will leave your walls laughing while keeping you safely out of trouble. It's the ultimate home décor for anyone who enjoys a little sass served daily! 💥
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🪵 Why You’ll Love This Sign:

● Sarcasm That Sticks: The snarky phrase is engraved directly into the wood, ensuring it stays bold and crisp forever—because some jokes just deserve to last a lifetime.

● Rustic Meets Relatable: The antique white finish adds a touch of farmhouse charm to a sign that screams modern humor.

● Hang Tight: Comes with a sturdy jute cord so your wit can stay well-supported and easily displayed.

No punching required.
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📏 Specifications:

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" H with jute cord included)

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz—light enough to hang anywhere, hefty enough to feel substantial.
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🎨 Make It Uniquely Yours:

● Different color? Done.

● Different font? Absolutely.

Let’s make a custom version that’s as one-of-a-kind as your sense of humor! Just message me with your ideas.
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💡 Gift Ideas:

This sign is perfect for:

● The coworker who keeps the office alive with witty remarks.

● That one friend who’s fluent in sarcasm.

● Your home, because let’s face it—your walls could use some personality.
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🛍️ Need More? No Problem!

Whether you need one or a dozen, I make these signs one at a time with care and precision. Message me to discuss bulk orders or special requests!
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📦 Shipping Info:
Your sign will be carefully packaged to ensure it arrives as perfect as your punchline—no cracks, no splinters, just pure sarcastic gold.
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With this sign, you’re not just decorating—you’re making a statement. A very pointed statement. 🥊 So go ahead, hang it proudly, gift it generously, and let the world know you’ve mastered the art of sarcasm (without breaking any laws).
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🛒 Click "Add to Cart" now, and let’s get the jokes rolling!