Vintage Charm for the Socially Overwhelmed ~ I Came I Saw I Had Anxiety So I Left ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Description:

For the Anxious Adventurer in All of Us

If you've ever ventured out into the world, felt overwhelmed, and decided to peace out faster than a coffee date gone wrong, this sign was made for you. The timeless humor of “I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety… So I Left” is a mantra many of us live by, and now it can grace your home with charm, wit, and a vintage touch.
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🪵 Craftsmanship That Speaks Volumes

This isn’t your run-of-the-mill wall art—each sign is lovingly handcrafted and engraved, ensuring that the lettering won’t fade, peel, or smudge over time. Unlike painted or printed alternatives, this engraving is carved directly into the wood, making it as durable as it is delightful.
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✨ Why Choose This Sign?

● Stylish Design: A classic antique white base pairs beautifully with the rustic jute cord for a timeless, farmhouse-chic look.

● Universal Appeal: Whether you’re shopping for an introverted friend, a colleague who thrives on humor, or yourself, this sign makes the perfect gift or decor for any space.

● Handcrafted Quality: Every piece is made one at a time, giving it that personal, artisan touch you won’t find with mass-produced items.
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📏 Details That Matter

● Measurements: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6.25" high with the jute cord)

● Approximate Weight: 6 oz—light enough to hang easily, heavy enough to feel substantial.

● Materials: Durable wood, natural jute cord, and a lot of heart.
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🌟 Perfect For Any Space:

● Entryways (to warn guests what to expect)

● Home offices (because let’s face it, Zoom fatigue is real)

● Dorm rooms (a must-have for students who know the struggle of socializing)

● Gift-giving occasions (birthdays, holidays, or just because)
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🎨 Custom Orders Welcome!

Want to tweak the font, choose a different base color, or add a personal twist? I’m happy to create a custom sign just for you. Send me a message, and let’s collaborate to bring your vision to life.
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💌 Bulk Orders Available:

Hosting an event or looking for the perfect group gift? I can craft multiple signs to meet your needs. Message me to discuss quantities and timelines.
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Handcrafted with Humor and Heart
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Every sign is made in my cozy workshop with attention to detail and a sense of humor. From cutting the wood to engraving the design, I pour care into every step to ensure you receive a product that’s as charming as it is relatable.
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🎁 Makes a Great Gift!

This sign is perfect for introverts, anxiety warriors, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh about life’s quirks. Wrap it up for a birthday, holiday, or housewarming, and watch their face light up (even if they secretly wish the party would end).
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Shipping & Turnaround

Each sign is made to order, ensuring the highest quality. Please allow a few extra days for production and shipping during busy seasons. I’ll keep you updated every step of the way!
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Pun Alert:

This sign may cause spontaneous laughter, knowing nods, and a strong urge to cancel plans. Hang responsibly and with pride!