I Don't Care About Your Ducks Or The Row They're In ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🦆 Add a Splash of Humor to Your Space! 🦆

For all the sass masters, snark lovers, and those who have simply stopped giving a quack—this “I Don’t Care About Your Ducks or the Row They’re In” engraved wood sign is here to speak your truth with style. Whether it’s a witty addition to your own home or a cheeky gift for someone who loves to keep things real, this sign delivers a laugh and a touch of rustic charm.
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What Makes This Sign Special?

✔ ENGRAVED for Longevity: Unlike printed, painted, or stamped designs, the lettering is precision-engraved directly into the wood. It won’t fade, peel, or rub off—no matter how many “quacks” it gets over time.

✔ Rustic Elegance: The antique white base and the natural wood engraving combine for a farmhouse-inspired, vintage aesthetic that complements any room, whether it’s the kitchen, living room, office, or hallway.

✔ Hang It with Ease: A durable, heavy jute cord is securely attached for simple hanging, making this sign a low-maintenance decor piece you can enjoy right out of the box.

✔ Handmade Just for You: Each sign is handcrafted with care, ensuring every piece is one-of-a-kind. Need more than one? No problem—just let me know, and I’ll create exactly what you need!
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Perfect for:

• Gifts for friends or family who really don’t care about ducks

• Adding humor to your home, cabin, or office

• Birthdays, housewarmings, or just because!

• Treating yourself to something unapologetically YOU
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Dimensions & Details:

• Sign size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D

• Hanging height: 6¼" including the jute cord

• Weight: Approximately 6 oz

• Base color: Antique White with natural wood engraving
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Looking for Something Unique?

I love custom orders! If you’d like this sign in a different size, color, or font, I’m happy to work with you to create a personalized piece that suits your vision. Just send me a message to discuss your ideas!
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Why Shop Here?

When you purchase this sign, you’re not just buying a product—you’re supporting a small business that takes pride in craftsmanship. Each sign is made with attention to detail and a dash of personality to bring joy to your space.
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🦆 Don’t Duck Around—Order Yours Today! 🦆

Life’s too short to stress about ducks (or their rows). Grab this quirky, engraved wood sign and remind the world (or at least your visitors) how much you care…or don’t!