$15.00
"Nobody Notices What I Do Until I Don't Do It" - Engraved Wooden Sign
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🎶 Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? 🎶 You work tirelessly, cleaning up messes, organizing chaos, keeping the world spinning, and what do you get in return? Silence. But the second—the very second—you decide to take a well-earned break, suddenly, it’s a national emergency.
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If that scenario sounds familiar, this sign is for YOU. Or better yet, for the people who mysteriously lose all ability to function the moment you stop doing all the things they never noticed in the first place. (Looking at you, family, coworkers, and that one person who always forgets how the dishwasher works, or the internet, or my job.)
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🛠️ Details That Will Actually Be Noticed:
✔ Engraved Lettering – No cheap stickers, no fading ink, no flaking paint. The words are literally carved into the wood, just like your daily efforts are carved into the fabric of existence. (You’re welcome, by the way.)
✔ Vintage-Inspired Antique White Finish – Because nothing says “timeless wisdom” like an aged, rustic look.
✔ Heavy Jute Cord for Hanging – Instantly transforms any wall, door, or unsuspecting bystander into a monument of underappreciation.
✔ Made Just for You – Each sign is handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. That means every piece is crafted with care—unlike the way people carelessly overlook everything you do.
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📏 Size Matters (Because Apparently, That’s Important)
📐 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (or 6¼” high if you count the jute cord—which, let’s be honest, you always count the details that others miss.)
⚖️ Approximate weight: 6 oz (or just enough to remind people that carrying their own weight is an option).
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🎁 Perfect Gift For:
● The overworked and underappreciated
● Moms, dads, teachers, office heroes, and basically anyone keeping society from crumbling
● Passive-aggressive workplace décor (Just hang it near the coffee maker and watch magic happen.)
● Yourself, because self-care is recognizing your own efforts when nobody else will
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📢 Need More? Custom Orders Available!
Want a different color? A new font? A version that flashes neon and loudly declares, "Seriously, Steve, learn how to refill the printer paper"? While I can’t do the last one, I can customize your sign to better match your exact level of sarcasm. Just send me a message!
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So go ahead—grab this sign, hang it up, and enjoy a small moment of recognition. Because let’s be real… nobody else is going to do it for you. 😏
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🛒 Add to Cart Before You’re Interrupted by Yet Another Task No One Else Will Do!