ENGRAVED ~ One Day I'll Look Up From My Phone And Realize My Kids Put Me In A Nursing Home ~ Vintage Look Wood Sign

Description:
Ever had that moment of realization where you're scrolling endlessly on your phone, and suddenly you think, "Wait… do I even know what my kids are doing right now?" This engraved wood sign is here to humorously remind you (or someone you love) of that very modern dilemma. Equal parts funny and relatable, this sign makes a statement—literally and decoratively!
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Crafted with care and precision, each sign features deeply engraved lettering that won't fade, smudge, or rub off. Unlike those temporary trends on your For You Page, this piece of art is built to last. Perfect as a gift for parents, friends, or anyone who needs a gentle (or not-so-gentle) nudge to look up from their screen and embrace the chaos around them.
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Why You’ll Love It

• Superior Engraving: The text is not just printed or painted—it's carved INTO the wood itself, giving it a tactile, long-lasting quality. You could stare at this for hours instead of your phone, but we don’t recommend it.

• Vintage Aesthetic: With its antique white base and rustic jute cord, this sign seamlessly fits into your farmhouse décor, modern spaces, or even that cluttered corner where you always drop your phone.

• Hilariously Relatable Message: It’s the perfect mix of humor and truth, making it a conversation starter for guests or a daily reminder to yourself. (No judgment if you’re still scrolling Facebook, though.)

• Customizable Just for You: Prefer a different font, color, or size? I’m happy to create a custom order to match your personal style or home décor.
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Details That Matter

📏 Dimensions: The sign measures 3.5 inches high by 10 inches wide, with a thickness of 3/8 inch. When hung, the total height is 6¼ inches, thanks to the attached jute cord.

⚖️ Weight: Lightweight at approximately 6 ounces, making it easy to hang on any wall or even prop up on a shelf.

🎨 Base Color: Antique White, a neutral tone that complements any room while giving off charming vintage vibes.
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Perfect For:

• Parents who need a laugh and maybe a reality check (or two).

• A witty addition to your living room, kitchen, office, or wherever your phone spends the most time.

• Gift-giving occasions like Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, birthdays, or "just because."

• Friends or family who are glued to their screens but love a good laugh.
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Customization Options:

I make these signs one at a time, so each piece is unique. If you'd like a different font, color, or specific details, just message me! I’d love to create a personalized piece that’s perfect for you. Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll craft as many as you need—each with the same care and attention to detail.
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Shipping and Care:

Your sign will arrive carefully packaged to ensure it reaches you in perfect condition. It’s lightweight but sturdy, making it easy to hang anywhere you need a reminder to pause and be present.
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Why Choose Handmade?

When you purchase this engraved wood sign, you’re not just buying décor—you’re supporting a small business that takes pride in every item it creates. Each sign is crafted with love, humor, and a little bit of sawdust.
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📲 Ready to take the first step toward putting down your phone (or at least laughing about it)? Add this sign to your cart today! Whether it’s a gift or a treat for yourself, this sign is guaranteed to bring a smile—no screen required.