Because Dads Deserve Their Own Brand of Charm ~ I'm Not Fat I'm A Father Figure ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"I’m Not Fat, I’m a Father Figure" Engraved Vintage-Look Wood Sign

Let’s face it—dad bods are in. And what better way to celebrate the man, the myth, the legend in your life than with this hilariously honest engraved wood sign? Whether it’s for the living room, man cave, garage, or kitchen (because that’s where the snacks are), this sign is a guaranteed hit with dads who own their look and know how to laugh about it.
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ABOUT THIS SIGN

This isn’t just any wooden plaque—it’s an ENGRAVED masterpiece! Unlike those flimsy printed signs that fade faster than Dad’s patience during a family road trip, this design is carved into the wood. That means it’ll stand the test of time, just like Dad’s jokes that we’ve all heard a hundred times.

And yes, it’s as sturdy as Dad’s excuses for why he needs to buy another gadget he doesn’t really need.
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PRODUCT SPECS

● Color: Antique White—because nothing says “classy dad humor” like a vintage vibe.

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D. Perfect for any space, whether it's hanging over the grill, on the fridge, or in his sacred recliner zone.

● Cord Length: Heavy-duty jute cord adds 2¾" of rugged charm and makes hanging this bad boy a breeze.

● Weight: A feather-light 6 oz., but don’t worry—it’s solid enough to handle the weight of Dad’s pride.
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WHO NEEDS THIS SIGN?

✔️ Dads with a Sense of Humor: If he’s ever said, “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes,” this is definitely for him.

✔️ Father Figures in Your Life: Uncles, grandpas, mentors—they’re all honorary members of the dad joke club.

✔️ Gag Gift Enthusiasts: Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to make Dad laugh harder than his favorite sitcom.
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WHY THIS SIGN IS BETTER THAN SOCKS

🪵 Durable and Handsome: Like a dad-approved power tool, this sign is built to last.

😂 Infinitely More Fun: Let’s be real—he has enough socks. What he needs is a good laugh.

🎁 Gift-Ready: Whether you’re gifting it to Dad, a dad-to-be, or the self-proclaimed "cool uncle," this sign will make you the favorite child.
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CUSTOM OPTIONS AVAILABLE!

Want a different font? A different color? Or maybe you’d like to tweak the wording to suit your personal brand of dad humor? I’m here for it! Shoot me a message, and we’ll create a custom order that’s as unique as Dad’s grilling techniques.
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WHERE TO HANG IT?

● 🛠️ The Garage: Right next to the pegboard of tools he swears he needs.

● 🍔 The Kitchen: Above the snack drawer or near the fridge—prime real estate for a father figure.

● 🎮 The Man Cave: Because every dad needs a reminder that his belly is part of the charm.

● 🏠 The Living Room: On the wall, next to the couch where he watches his shows (and “rests his eyes”).
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WHY SHOP WITH ME?

● 🔨 Handcrafted with Love and Sarcasm: Each piece is made by me, one at a time, so every sign is as special as the guy receiving it.

● 📦 Fast and Reliable Shipping: I’ll get your order out quickly—because Dad’s been waiting long enough for his turn to be celebrated.

● 💬 Personalized Service: Have a question or idea? I love hearing from you! Let’s create something unforgettable together.
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READY TO CELEBRATE DAD IN STYLE?

Don’t wait—add this hilarious and heartfelt sign to your cart now! Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, his birthday, or just because you saw it and thought, “Yep, that’s him,” this sign is the perfect way to say, “We love you, Dad—and your dad bod too.”
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😂 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now and let the laughs begin! 🎉