I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something" - Vintage Look Engraved Wood Sign
A Heartfelt Reminder That You’re Just a Walking, Talking Convenience

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Ever get that warm, fuzzy feeling when someone finally acknowledges your existence… only to realize they just need a ride, a loan, or help moving a couch up three flights of stairs? Well, now you can save your breath (and your last ounce of dignity) with this charmingly passive-aggressive ENGRAVED wood sign!

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Why You Absolutely Need This Sign (Even Though No One Needs You… Until They Do)

✔ Permanently Engraved Lettering – Just like your role as an on-demand problem-solver, these words will never fade—unlike certain people's gratitude.

✔ Vintage-Inspired Antique White Finish – Pairs perfectly with your aesthetic and your rapidly depleting patience.

✔ Rustic Jute Hanging Cord – So simple, even the people who "forget you exist" could hang it (though they’ll probably still ask you to do it for them).

✔ Created in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – No mass production here! Each sign is lovingly (and somewhat bitterly) made by me, one at a time.

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Perfect For…

🔹 Parents whose kids have selective amnesia until they need money

🔹 Friends who are always “busy” until their WiFi is down and they need your password

🔹 Coworkers who never acknowledge you unless there’s a potluck and you make the good brownies

🔹 Roommates who only remember your name when rent is due

🔹 The exhausted souls of the world who are Tired. Of. This.

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Size & Specs (Because I Know You’ll Ask, Even Though You Didn’t Read the Listing)

📏 Dimensions: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼” high with the jute cord, for the overachievers who measure things)

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz (lighter than your burden of always being needed but never appreciated)
Want It In A Different Font or Color?

No problem! I can customize it—just shoot me a message. But be warned: if you suddenly vanish when it's time to pay, I will remember exactly where you left off in our conversation (unlike certain people who “forget” things).

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Need More Than One?

Ah, so you have multiple people who treat you like a human vending machine? Got it. Just message me, and I’ll make as many as you need (while sighing dramatically).

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🎁 Makes a fantastic gift for that one friend who’s always the reliable one… or for yourself, because let’s be honest, you deserve it.