Save Time, Do It My Way – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
► Proudly Bossing People Around Since… Well, Always ◄
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Description:
Tired of repeating yourself? Wasting valuable breath trying to explain the "right way" (aka your way) to do things? Save your energy—let this sign do the talking for you! The "Save Time, Do It My Way" ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign is the perfect way to settle household debates before they even start.
Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this sign is more permanent than your patience for nonsense.
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Why You Need This:
🔹 Engraved Lettering: Unlike your patience, this text will never fade. The letters are carved into the wood—no cheap printed or painted nonsense here.
🔹 Heavy Jute Cord: Because drilling holes in your walls is a pain. Just hang it up and let the sign silently judge anyone who dares to ignore it.
🔹 Handmade with Care: Crafted one at a time, like a fine work of art—except instead of hanging in a museum, it’s here to keep people in line.
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Customize It!
Want a different color? A sassier font? A completely custom message, like “No, Seriously, Do It My Way”? We can do that. Just send us a message, and we’ll make a sign as unique as your very specific household rules.
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Base Color:
🎨 Antique White—a timeless color for timeless wisdom (yours, obviously).
Measurements:
📏 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute cord for those who measure things down to the last inch.)
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Final Thought:
Skip the lectures. Hang this sign. Rule your domain with silent authority.