I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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🚧 Warning: Your mouth may be traveling at high speeds without consulting your brain! This ENGRAVED sign from Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin is the perfect reminder to apply the brakes before your words take a detour into Trouble Town. 🛑💬

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Why You Need This Sign (or Why Someone Else Desperately Does):

✔️ Engraved for Eternity! Unlike printed or painted signs that fade faster than your best comebacks, the lettering is carved into the wood—so your wisdom (or warning) lasts forever.

✔️ Vintage Charm! Handcrafted with an antique white finish, this sign looks like it belongs in Grandma’s kitchen, a cozy office, or that special spot where you reflect on life’s little slip-ups.

✔️ Hang It Up, Let It Speak for You! Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord—because let’s be real, you already have enough on your mind without worrying about where to put your hilarious home decor.

✔️ One-of-a-Kind! Each sign is made to order by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin, with love and maybe a little side-eye from the workshop cat. Need more than one? Just ask—I’ll whip up a batch faster than you can say, “Oops, did I just say that out loud?”

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Custom Orders Available!

Want a different font? A different color? Maybe a full traffic control system for your thoughts? 🚦 I take custom orders, so reach out if you have something special in mind.
Specs for the Detail-Oriented Folks:

📏 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high including the jute cord)

⚖️ Weight: ~6 oz. (about the weight of regret after an unfiltered comment)

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

● The unfiltered friend who keeps things interesting

● Office buddies who type before they think

● Yourself… because let’s be honest, you need this reminder!

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So go ahead—snag this sign before your mouth takes off on its next unsupervised joyride! 🚗💨