I Only Have This Kitchen Because It Came With The House ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Call GrugHub or Uber Eats!

I Only Have This Kitchen Because It Came With The House ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Call GrugHub or Uber Eats!

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🍳 Because Cooking is Just a Recipe for Disaster! 🍳

Are you a proud member of the Takeout Titans Club? Do you believe that kitchen appliances should be admired from a safe distance? Then this sign is calling your name (or at least calling GrugHub for you)!

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🔪 Why This Sign is a Must-Have (Even If Your Stove is Not!) 🔪

✨ Deeply Engraved, Just Like Your Fear of Cooking: Unlike printed or painted lettering that flakes faster than your New Year’s diet, the words on this sign are engraved INTO the wood for a rustic, forever-fresh look.

✨ Antique White Charm: Classy, sassy, and a little bit brassy—just like your cooking excuses.

✨ Heavy Jute Cord for Hanging: Because your kitchen décor should be effortlessly stylish, even if your meals aren’t.

✨ Made With Love (And Possibly a Side of Sarcasm): I create these one at a time, so if you need more than one for your fellow kitchen-averse friends, just message me!

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📏 Measurements:

✔️ 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (Hangs at 6¼” high with the jute cord!)

✔️ Weighs about 6 oz. (That’s less than your favorite order of fries!)

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👩‍🎨 Customization Available!

Want a different font? A different color? A completely new excuse to avoid cooking? Just message me, and I’ll make your dream (kitchen) sign come true!

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🍕 Click “Add to Cart” Now—Your Kitchen (and Your Takeout Habit) Will Thank You! 🍕

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Sign cooked up for you by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin,