I Always Put In A Full Eight Hours At Work Spread Out Over The Course Of A Week ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"I Always Put In A Full Eight Hours At Work—Spread Out Over The Course Of A Week"
Vintage-Look Engraved Wood Sign

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Are you a master of strategic procrastination? A champion of well-timed coffee breaks? A true believer in work-life balance (with an emphasis on the “life” part)? Then this sign is calling your name (but at a reasonable hour, and only if you feel like answering).

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Why You Need This Sign in Your Life (or Office, or Shed, or Pillow Fort):

✔ Deeply Engraved Lettering – Just like your commitment to not overworking, this engraving is permanent. No fading, no rubbing off—just like your impeccable ability to space out tasks over the entire week.

✔ Vintage Antique White Finish – A classic color that says, "I put effort into choosing décor, even if I don’t put effort into getting up before noon."

✔ Handcrafted Just for You – I make these one at a time, just like your weekly productivity… one hour here, one hour there, with a snack break in between. Need more than one? Message me! I’ll make them in my usual highly efficient manner (aka, eventually).

✔ Includes Heavy Jute Cord for Easy Hanging – No complicated instructions here! Just hang it up and let it silently justify your life choices.

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Measurements (Because Size Matters… in Signage)

📏 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (or 6¼" High if You Count the Jute Cord—which I do, because every little bit counts when tracking effort)

⚖ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (That’s lighter than your emotional load after finishing a single work email.)

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✨ Custom Orders Available! ✨

Want a different font? A different color? A sign that says, "I'll get to it… eventually"? Just send me a message, and I’ll make it happen. Probably. At some point.

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🎁 The Perfect Gift for:

✔ The work-from-home "expert multitasker" (a.k.a. professional napper)

✔ Your office buddy who somehow always has an excuse to leave early

✔ A retirement gift for someone who has truly perfected the art of spreading work out

✔ Yourself—because let’s be honest, you deserve it

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Add this beauty to your cart now, before your boss sees you online shopping during work hours! (It’s research, right?)