Are There Actually People Out There Who Make Their Beds ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Are There Actually People Out There Who Make Their Beds? ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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Let’s be real—some mysteries in life may never be solved. Bigfoot? Maybe. The Loch Ness Monster? Possibly. People who actually make their beds every morning? Now that’s a real head-scratcher!

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This charming ENGRAVED wood sign is the perfect way to add a touch of humor and personality to your home, whether you’re a bed-making perfectionist or a “what’s the point, I’m getting back in it later” realist. With its vintage-inspired look and deep engraved lettering (not just painted or printed!), this sign is built to last—just like the pile of pillows you swear you'll arrange someday.

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Why You’ll Love It:

✔ ENGRAVED for Eternity – The lettering is cut into the wood, meaning it won’t rub off, fade, or mysteriously disappear like that lone sock in the dryer.

✔ Rustic Charm – The Antique White finish gives it a timeless, cozy farmhouse feel, perfect for any bedroom, guest room, or a front-and-center spot in your "organized chaos" zone.

✔ Hang with Ease – Comes with a sturdy jute cord so you can display it instantly (unlike that pile of laundry you swore you’d fold yesterday).

✔ Made with Love (and Maybe a Little Sarcasm) – I craft each one at a time. If you need more than one—maybe for all your fellow bed-avoiders—I’m happy to make a batch just for you!

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Measurements:

📏 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high when hung by the jute cord)

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (Lighter than the guilt of skipping housework to binge-watch your favorite show.)

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Want a Custom Touch?

Looking for a different font or color? Shoot me a message! I’d be thrilled to create a custom sign that perfectly matches your home décor—or your level of bed-making enthusiasm.

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So, go ahead—embrace the humor, gift it to a friend, or hang it up proudly as a declaration of your domestic rebellion. Either way, this sign is sure to get some laughs (and maybe even inspire a bed-making debate).

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👉 Click "Add to Cart" now, because life’s too short to stress over perfectly tucked sheets!