Why Don't You Ever See Joggers Smiling? ~ I Don't Get It When I See Skinny People Running Aren't You Done? ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🏃♂️ Where Humor Meets Home Decor

Let’s face it—running looks exhausting. And for skinny people? It’s downright confusing! This snarky, laugh-out-loud wood sign speaks the unspoken thoughts of anyone who’s ever observed joggers from the comfort of their couch (or car, with a snack in hand).
Perfect for the sarcastic souls who think fitness should stop at “lifting fork to mouth,” this charming engraved sign adds wit and wisdom to any space.
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📏 Product Details: The Sign That Runs on Humor (Not Calories!)

• Dimensions: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6¼” high with the jute cord—it counts, okay?)

• Weight: 6 ounces (basically as light as your favorite cheat-day dessert).

• Material: Wood, engraved with lettering that won’t fade, peel, or ghost you like your New Year’s fitness resolution.
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✨ Features That Are Truly “Extra”:

• Antique White Base: Adds that vintage, Pinterest-worthy touch. (Because if you can’t be motivated, you can at least look stylish.)

• Heavy Jute Cord: Strong and durable, just like your excuses for skipping leg day.

• ENGRAVED Design: Unlike printed or painted signs, this lettering is carved into the wood. It’s here for the long haul, even if you’re not running anywhere.
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🎁 Who Needs This Sign?

• The Cardio Critic: Perfect for your friend who considers walking to the fridge a legitimate workout.

• The Humor Enthusiast: Makes an amazing gift for someone who laughs in the face of exercise... and then sits back down.

• You: Because, let’s be honest, it belongs in your home right next to that unused treadmill.
Whether it’s a birthday, housewarming, or just because you’re in the mood to gift some hilarity, this sign is guaranteed to get a chuckle.

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🤲 Handcrafted with Love & Sarcasm:

Each sign is handmade, one at a time, in my cozy workshop. That means every piece is uniquely yours, with slight variations to keep things fun (and make your runner friends jealous).
Need more than one? Send me a message! I’ll make as many as you want—though I might take a break to catch my breath (from laughing, not running).
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🎨 Customize Your Laughs:

Not into antique white? Prefer a sassy script font? Got a different funny saying in mind? No problem! Contact me for a custom order and let’s make your dream sign come true (no jogging required).
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🏡 Where to Hang This Sign:

• In your entryway: To warn your guests that your humor goes as hard as their workouts.

• In the kitchen: Right above the snack drawer.

• In your home gym: Because let’s admit it, you’re not using it anyway.

• Anywhere you need a daily reminder that cardio is optional, but laughing is essential.
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🛒 Add to Cart Now for Laughs That’ll Last a Lifetime!
You know what’s great about this sign? Unlike running, it requires zero effort and brings joy every single day. So go ahead, treat yourself (and maybe your favorite couch-potato pal).
Shipping from my workshop to your wall—guaranteed to arrive without breaking a sweat!