I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut Up ___ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign (Don't look at me in that tone of voice either!)

I Love the Sound You Make When You Shut Up – ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wood Sign
(Don't look at me in that tone of voice either!)

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Tired of excessive chit-chat? Looking for the perfect shut-it-down statement piece for your home, office, or that one relative’s guest room? Well, look no further! This ENGRAVED wood sign is here to say what you're thinking—without you having to say a word.

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Unlike your patience, which may wear thin, the lettering on this sign will never fade, rub off, or ghost you like a bad date. That’s because the text is carved directly INTO the wood, meaning it’s as permanent as your need for personal space.

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Features (Because Details Matter)

✔ Deeply Engraved – Because some messages just need to be set in stone… or in this case, wood.

✔ Antique White Finish – A classy, vintage look that says, “I’ve been putting up with this nonsense for years.”

✔ Heavy Jute Cord for Easy Hanging – No complicated assembly required. Just hang it up and let the silence begin.

✔ Handcrafted with Love… and Maybe a Hint of Sarcasm – Each sign is made one at a time, with attention to detail and a dash of humor.

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Perfect for…

•→ Your home (especially if you live with a talker)

•→ Your office (where meetings should have been emails)

•→ A gift for your favorite chatty friend or coworker

•→ A housewarming gift for that person who doesn’t get subtle hints

•→ Anyone who appreciates a solid pun and good-natured sass

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Specs:

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" High with Jute Cord)

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to make a point!)

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Custom Orders? Absolutely!

Want a different color, font, or phrase? Maybe something softer like "Bless This Mess" or something sharper like "Your Opinion Wasn't Requested"? Drop me a message, and I’ll whip up a custom order just for you!

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🛒 Order now and give the gift of silence—without even saying a word! 🎁