Stress is when you wake up Screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet - The Perfect Sign for When Life is a Full-Blown Circus

Let’s face it: stress has a way of sneaking into every corner of our lives—and now, it can sneak into your home décor, too! This engraved wooden sign sums up the sheer chaos of modern life with a dash of humor and a whole lot of “I feel seen.”
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Features to Scream About:

🪵 Durable Design: Engraved so deeply into the wood, it’ll outlast your coffee-fueled attempts to stay awake.

🧵 Jute Cord Included: Because who has time to hunt for a hanger and nails when you’re already running on zero sleep?

🎨 Rustic Charm: Antique White base with timeless humor that’ll make you laugh, cry, or both—no judgment here.
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The Stats That Matter (Unlike Your To-Do List):

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (compact enough to fit your overworked brain space).

● Height with Cord: 6¼" (because we’re all just hanging by a thread, aren’t we?).

● Weight: A manageable 6 oz—lighter than your emotional baggage.
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Why You Need This Sign:

● For Your Home: Hang it by your bed, in your office, or wherever your sleep-deprived soul feels most at home.

● For Gifting: Know someone juggling too much? Give them this sign—it’s cheaper than therapy and way funnier.

● For Laughs: Sometimes, all you can do is laugh through the chaos. This sign is here to help.
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Custom Options:

Want a different font? Different color? Your own personal existential crisis engraved in wood? I’ve got you covered. Just message me, and we’ll make it happen.
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Final Thoughts:

This sign is more than just a piece of décor — it’s a declaration of solidarity for anyone who’s ever stared at the ceiling at 3 AM and thought, “Yep, this is fine.”

Add it to your cart and let the world know: sleep is overrated, but humor never is.