My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety – Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign

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Welcome to Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, where we take sarcasm very seriously. (See what we did there?)

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Ever found yourself needing a polite way to say, “Give me five minutes of peace, or things might get... interesting”? Well, here it is—a beautifully engraved wooden sign that warns the world in the most charmingly passive-aggressive way possible!

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Unlike those flimsy, printed signs that fade faster than my patience in a crowded store, this beauty is ENGRAVED—meaning your message of impending doom (or self-care, whatever) will last FOREVER.

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Features:

✔ Deeply Engraved – So the message won’t fade, just like your need for solitude.

✔ Vintage Charm – Because nothing says “Leave me alone” quite like an antique aesthetic.

✔ Antique White Finish – A classic look, perfect for homes, offices, or anywhere you need to remind people of personal boundaries.

✔ Sturdy Jute Cord – For easy hanging (and possibly dramatic door-slamming effect).

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Size & Weight (Because Details Matter):

📏 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (Or 6¼" High if you count the stylishly rustic jute cord.)

⚖ Approximately 6 oz. (Light enough to hang anywhere, but solid enough to send a message.)

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Ideal For:

🔹 That one friend who loves their alone time.

🔹 Home offices, bedrooms, craft rooms, garages, panic rooms—wherever you need solitude.

🔹 Parents, introverts, grumpy morning people, overworked teachers, and anyone who just can't today.

🔹 The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because someone looks like they’re this close to losing it.

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💡 Custom Orders Available!

Need a different font? A different color? A sign that just says, “Nope” in all caps? Let’s chat—I’d love to make a sign that fits your exact level of moodiness.

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Handmade with care in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we know the value of good humor, good craftsmanship, and good personal space.

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Click ADD TO CART before someone interrupts your alone time!