Silence Is Golden Unless You Have Kids Then Silence Is Just Plain Suspicious ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ The Silence Is Deafening!
$15.00
Silence Is Golden... Unless You Have Kids. Then Silence Is Just Plain Suspicious!
~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wooden Sign ~ The Silence Is Deafening!
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🚨 Attention, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, babysitters, teachers, and anyone who has ever been left alone with children for more than five minutes: You know the truth. Silence in a house with kids isn’t peaceful—it’s downright alarming! That’s why you need this charming, funny, and slightly ominous wooden sign to remind everyone what we all know deep down: If it’s too quiet, something is definitely up!
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✨ Created by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the charming town of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (we may be a small town, but we have BIG humor and craftsmanship!), this beautifully engraved sign isn’t just a home decor piece—it’s a warning, a mantra, a deeply relatable truth, and a conversation starter all in one!
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🔹 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Engraved for Eternity – Unlike printed or painted signs, our lettering is carved deep into the wood, meaning it will never rub off, fade, or peel. It will outlast the sticky fingerprints and mysterious stains that magically appear when kids are around.
✔️ Premium Quality – Made from high-quality wood that will stand the test of time (and possibly even a toddler’s temper tantrum).
✔️ Vintage-Inspired Look – The antique white base color gives it a timeless feel, perfect for farmhouse, rustic, or cozy home decor styles.
✔️ Easy to Hang – Comes with a strong, heavy jute cord for instant and hassle-free hanging. Just find a spot, hang it up, and let the sign do the talking (while you investigate why the house has suddenly gone quiet!).
✔️ Perfect Gift Idea – Searching for the perfect present for a friend, sibling, or coworker with young kids? This sign will have them laughing and nodding in agreement!
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📏 Measurements:
3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (or 6.25” H including the jute cord)
Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (Light enough to hang anywhere, sturdy enough to make a statement!)
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🎨 Custom Orders Welcome!
Want a different color, font, or even a totally different funny saying? No problem! Just send me a message, and I’ll be happy to create a custom sign just for you.
If you need more than one, contact me and I’ll craft the exact number you need—because laughter (and excellent home decor) should be shared!
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📦 Shipping & Handling:
I take great pride in crafting each piece carefully, so please allow 3-5 days for production before shipping. Your sign will be securely packaged and sent with love and possibly a little sawdust from my workshop (Nah! No sawdust!)!
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🏡 Where to Hang It:
✔️ Entryway (to prepare guests for the chaos within)
✔️ Living Room (where the magic—and mayhem—happens)
✔️ Kitchen (because snacks are suspiciously quiet, too)
✔️ Nursery (for when silence signals diaper disasters)
✔️ Office or Workspace (for parents working from home while trying to ignore ominous quiet)
✔️ Classroom or Daycare (because teachers understand this truth better than anyone!)
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🛒 Ready to bring some humor into your home (or gift it to a friend who desperately needs it)? Click that “Add to Cart” button now and make this sign yours today!
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💬 Got Questions? Shoot me a message—I’m happy to chat and create the perfect piece for you!
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🚪🔎 Now, quick! Go check on the kids! 🏃💨