Watch Your Step Uneven Floor Vintage Look ENGRAVED Wood Sign

Watch Your Step Uneven Floor Vintage Look ENGRAVED Wood Sign – A Life-Saving, Trip-Preventing, Stylishly Cautionary Masterpiece!

Welcome to Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we take tripping hazards seriously—but with style! If you’re tired of guests, customers, or family members doing their best impression of a flailing gymnast every time they walk through your establishment, this ENGRAVED vintage-look wood sign is the solution you never knew you needed (but totally do).

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Features That Will Knock Your Socks Off (But Not Your Balance!)

▬► Deeply Engraved Lettering:
The words are literally carved 1/4" deep into the wood, making sure your warning is permanent—because gravity isn’t going anywhere.

▬► Timeless Vintage Look:
We made it look old so that it blends right in with your charming, uneven floors. Is it rustic? Is it a safety measure? Why not both?

▬► Customizable:
Want a different font? Different color? Secret coded message? Contact me, and let’s make magic happen.

▬► Routed Edges:
Not just a sign—this is a plaque, with elegant routed edges that scream "I care about aesthetics, but also about not face-planting."

▬► Antique White Base Color:
The perfect neutral tone to complement any décor—whether that décor is a swanky café, a bustling store, or just a very questionably constructed home.

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Mounting Options – Because You Know Someone Will Ask:
We offer FIVE (yes, five!) different ways to affix this lifesaver to your wall:

✔ Hanging Slot – Classic, simple, and gets the job done.

✔ Nails With Holes – Traditional with a rustic touch.

✔ Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Hide those screws like the professionals do!

✔ Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Matching Caps – Because sometimes, walls have commitment issues.

✔ Command Strips – Perfect for renters and those afraid of commitment.

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Dimensions & Weight (For Those Who Love the Details)

📏 Size:
5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D – Big enough to be seen, small enough to not be obnoxious.

⚖ Weight:
Approximately 12 to 15 ounces (Because wood density varies)– Just the right heft for a premium wooden sign without doubling as a dumbbell.

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Handmade & Made-to-Order

Each sign is lovingly crafted right here in Wisconsin, meaning no two signs are exactly alike—just like those pesky floorboards that inspired this masterpiece in the first place.

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🚨 Get Yours Today! 🚨

Order now before someone you love (or at least tolerate) takes an unexpected journey to the floor! Because while watching someone trip can be hilarious, liability lawsuits aren’t.

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🛒 Add to cart and save a life today! (Or at least a little dignity.)