Beer because your friends just aren't that interesting ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Beer: Because Your Friends Just Aren’t That Interesting – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign 🍺🎉

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Are your friends droning on about their latest lawn care adventures, conspiracy theories, or yet another sourdough starter? Do their long-winded stories make you wish for a fast-forward button? Fear not! This engraved vintage-look wood sign is here to declare what we all secretly know—sometimes, beer is just better company.

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🪵 WHAT MAKES THIS SIGN SO BREW-TIFUL?

● The lettering is ENGRAVED deep into the wood, meaning no smudging, no fading, and no unfortunate "Oops, I spilled my beer on it" disasters.

● Features a heavy jute cord for easy hanging—because let’s face it, you shouldn’t have to work too hard for decor that speaks your truth.

● The base color is a charming Antique White, giving it that "I've been in a cozy pub since 1872" vibe.

● Handcrafted one at a time, just like small-batch craft beer! Need more than one? Message me, and I’ll brew up a batch just for you.

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📏 SPECIFICATIONS:

● Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High including jute cord) – Just the right size to fit above your home bar, in the man cave, kitchen, or wherever you admit that your friends aren't that funny.

● Weight: Approximately 6 oz – light enough to hang, heavy enough to feel legit.

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🎨 CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME:

Want a different font? A different color? A sign that says, “Whiskey: Because my family is in town”? Shoot me a message, and I’ll make something just for you.

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🍻 WHY YOU NEED THIS SIGN:

✔ Adds instant charm to any space (and an excuse to grab another beer).

✔ Perfect for home bars, patios, kitchen nooks, or any spot where you pretend to listen to your buddies.

✔ Makes a fantastic gift for beer lovers, dads, husbands, roommates, and that one coworker who’s always “waiting for five o’clock somewhere.”

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🚚 SHIPPING:

Each sign is made fresh to order, just like a frosty pint. I ship quickly, but patience is a virtue—especially when waiting for beer or handcrafted signs.

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Cheers! 🍻 And remember: friends may come and go, but beer is always there for you. 😆