$15.00
đș Beer Cures What Ale's You ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign đș
đ Say it loud, say it proud, because lifeâs too short to drink bad beer OR miss out on punny home dĂ©cor!
This one-of-a-kind Beer Pun Sign is perfect for the hop-lover in your life or as a frothy addition to your own mancave, she-shed, home bar, kitchen, or beer cellar. Heck, itâs so versatile it could even be the centerpiece of your beer pong shrine! đ
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âš Why this sign is ale-solutely perfect for you: âš
đ» Timeless Design: The witty phrase, âBeer Cures What Ale's You,â is engraved directly into the wood. Thatâs rightâno peeling, fading, or flaking like some cheap stamped, printed, or painted options out there. This baby will stay looking brew-tiful for years to come!
đș Rustic Charm: The warm, vintage-style antique white base pairs perfectly with the heavy-duty jute cord for a rustic farmhouse vibe that looks great anywhere. It's like it hopped straight out of your favorite beer hall!
đș Made with Love & Grain: Each sign is handcrafted with care and precisionâbecause just like a good beer, attention to detail matters. Cheers to that!
đș Perfect Size, Big Impact:
â Measurements: 3.5âH x 10âW x 3/8âD
â Hangs like a dream: Total height of 6ÂŒâ with the jute cord included
â Lightweight (only 6 oz.) but sturdy, so itâs easy to hang on any wall without needing an industrial-strength nail!
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đș Brew up the custom options! đș
Want to switch things up? No prob-lager-lem! Whether you prefer a darker wood stain, a bold font, or maybe a different phrase ("Donât Worry, Be Hoppy?" or "Lager Than Life?"), Iâm here to help you bring your vision to life. Message me, and letâs raise a glass to creativity! đ»
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đ The Perfect Gift for Every Beer Enthusiast! đ
Need a unique gift idea for Fatherâs Day, a birthday, or a housewarming? This sign is the IPA of giftsâitâs Incredible, Personal, & Awesome. Pair it with a six-pack or some custom beer mugs, and youâre guaranteed to win the gift-giving game. Or keep it for yourselfâwe wonât judge!
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âïž Need More Than One? đș More the Merrier! âïž
Planning to deck out your brewery, bar, or event space? Or maybe youâre stocking up for the ultimate beer-loverâs giveaway? Let me know how many you need, and Iâll get brewingâI mean, engravingâjust for you!
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đ How to Order:
1. Click the âAdd to Cartâ button faster than you can crack open a cold one.
2. Send me a message if youâd like a custom font, color, or design.
3. Sit back and relax with your favorite brew while I craft your sign!
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đŠ Shipping Information:
I ship your sign securely packaged to ensure it arrives safe and soundâjust like a trusty beer bottle cap! Typical shipping time is quick, because I know youâre thirsty for this one.
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đș Ale-ing to Impress? Look No Further! đș
This sign is not just a piece of dĂ©corâitâs a statement. It says, âI take my beer and my jokes seriously!â So, donât wait. Get your hands on this pun-packed gem and let the good times roll.
After all, lifeâs too short for bad beer and boring walls. Cheers! đ„