I Run On Beer , Sarcasm , And Inappropriate Thoughts ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Description:

Looking for the perfect piece of décor to say what everyone is already thinking? Meet your new favorite sign: I Run On Beer, Sarcasm, and Inappropriate Thoughts. It's a confession, a mantra, and possibly a legally binding personality test all rolled into one.

This handcrafted, engraved wood sign is your ticket to laughter, conversation, and possibly some raised eyebrows. Unlike those flimsy, mass-produced knockoffs, the lettering here is engraved into the wood—so it won’t fade, rub off, or mysteriously disappear after an intense cleaning spree. It’s as permanent as your love of beer and sarcasm. (The inappropriate thoughts? Those are on you.)

Painted in a charming Antique White finish, this sign has a rustic, vintage vibe that says, “I’m classy… but also, I like to party.” It’s topped with a sturdy jute cord for easy hanging—whether on your kitchen wall, man cave door, or right above your boss’s desk (no judgment).
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Details That’ll Make You Want to Hit ‘Add to Cart’ Immediately:

■ Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (or 6¼" high with the jute cord, for those who love precision).

■ Weight: A mere 6 oz. That’s lighter than your favorite beer mug!

■ Material: Solid wood that could probably survive the apocalypse (but we hope it doesn’t come to that).

■ Customization Options: Hate Antique White? Want Comic Sans? (Just kidding, please don’t choose Comic Sans.) Message me for custom colors and fonts.
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Gift It or Keep It:

This sign makes a hilarious gift for:

✅ Beer enthusiasts

✅ Sarcasm connoisseurs

✅ That one friend who can’t stop oversharing their weird thoughts at brunch

✅ Literally anyone who has a pulse and a sense of humor
Or keep it for yourself! Hang it as a badge of honor—because life is too short not to own a sign that matches your exact personality.
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Need More Than One?

Hosting a beer-themed wedding? Running a sarcasm convention? Opening a gift shop for people who get it? I make these beauties one at a time, so drop me a line if you need more than one. I’ll make as many as your heart (and wall space) desires.
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Important Note:

While this sign is incredibly charming, it’s not responsible for any awkward family dinners, HR meetings, or side-eye from your neighbors. Hang at your own risk.
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Shipping & Handling:

I pack each sign with love, bubble wrap, and just a sprinkle of hope that it’ll make you smile when you open it.
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Why This Sign?

Because you’re amazing, that’s why. Also, it’s the perfect way to let people know where you stand: firmly on the side of beer, sarcasm, and letting your mind wander to places it probably shouldn’t.
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So, what are you waiting for? Hit that “Buy Now” button and bring some personality to your walls today. Cheers! 🍻