Life Is Too Short To Drink Bad Beer ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Life’s Too Short for Bad Beer—So Let’s Engrave That Fact in Wood! 🍺

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Welcome, fellow hop-heads, lager lovers, and aficionados of fine ales! If you’ve ever suffered through a questionable “beer” (we’re looking at you, light beer from a can that tastes suspiciously like regret), then this handcrafted, engraved, and undeniably awesome sign is for you.

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Brought to you by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, your go-to source for high-quality, humor-infused home decor, this “Life Is Too Short to Drink Bad Beer” sign is more than just words on wood—it’s a lifestyle statement.

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Why You Need This Sign (Besides the Fact That It’s Amazing)

✔ Engraved for Eternity – The lettering is carved INTO the wood, meaning it won’t fade, rub off, or mysteriously disappear after a few too many pints. Unlike those printed signs that crumble like an over-carbonated head, this one stands the test of time—just like a well-aged stout.

✔ Vintage Vibes with a Modern Twist – Crafted from solid wood and featuring an Antique White finish, this sign pairs well with rustic bars, classy man caves, she-sheds, breweries, or anywhere that fine beverages are appreciated.

✔ No Tools? No Problem! – Comes with a heavy jute cord for easy, no-fuss hanging. No power drills, no frustration, no screaming at inanimate objects required.

✔ The Perfect Gift – Got a beer-loving buddy, a homebrewer cousin, or a friend still drinking suspiciously clear beer? This sign might just be the intervention they need.

✔ Small But Mighty – At 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼” high with the jute cord), this sign is compact enough to fit just about anywhere but bold enough to make a statement. Approximate weight: 6 oz.—which is lighter than a full pint, so no excuses!
Need More Than One? Custom Order? Just Say the Word!

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I make these one at a time (because quality matters, unlike mass-produced nonsense). If you need multiples, just message me—I’ll gladly whip up as many as you need.

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Want a different font or color? I’m happy to customize—just reach out!
Let’s Face It…

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Bad beer happens. But bad home decor? That’s preventable. Snag this sign, hang it up, and ensure that no one in your presence ever settles for mediocre brews again.

Cheers! 🍻

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