I Need a HUGe Glass of Beer ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign (The Ultimate Beer Enthusiast’s Décor!)

Do you love beer as much as we do? (Spoiler: Probably not, but we’ll humor you.) This handcrafted ENGRAVED wood sign declares your thirst for hugs—or, better yet, a HUGE glass of beer—with an antique charm that’ll make even your pint jealous!

You’re here because you love beer, or maybe you know someone who does. Either way, you’ve just stumbled upon the holy grail of home bar decor—a rustic, vintage-inspired wood sign that screams, “I’m thirsty, and I’m hilarious.” This isn’t just a sign—it’s a lifestyle statement.

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🥂 Features That Make This Sign a MUST-HAVE 🥂

1. UNRIVALED DURABILITY:

Unlike those printed or painted signs that fade faster than your memory after a few beers, this bad boy is ENGRAVED. Yep, the letters are carved deep into the wood for a look that lasts forever—just like your love for a frosty pint.

2. EFFORTLESS STYLE:

With its antique white base color and vintage aesthetic, this sign blends beautifully into any setting—whether it’s your home bar, kitchen, man cave, she-shed, garage, or that one spot above the fridge where you hide your “special” six-pack.

3. READY TO ROCK & HANG:

No complicated instructions here. A heavy jute cord is securely attached, so you can hang this masterpiece faster than you can pop the top on your favorite brew. (And it’ll look way better than that random beer poster you’ve had since college.)
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🎨 WANT IT YOUR WAY? SAY NO MORE! 🎨

Think of this as the customizable beer sign of your dreams:

● Need a different font? Gotcha.

● Want a splash of color that matches your favorite brew? Let’s make it happen.


● Want to gift it in bulk to your beer-loving squad? Absolutely! Just message me, and I’ll craft as many as you need—one custom plaque at a time.
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📏 SPECIFICATIONS (Because Details Matter) 📏

● Measurements: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6¼” tall with the cord).

● Approximate Weight: A featherlight 6 oz. Easy to handle but heavy on charm.
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💡 IDEAL FOR:

✔️ Beer enthusiasts. (AKA legends.)

✔️ Home bars, patios, kitchens, garages, and dens.

✔️ The perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, holidays, or “just because.”

✔️ The person who needs to announce their love for beer in the funniest way possible.
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📦 MADE TO ORDER

Each sign is handcrafted one at a time, making every piece uniquely yours. Need multiples? No worries! I’ll fire up the workshop and make it happen faster than you can say, “Pour me another.”
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WHY THIS SIGN?

Because life’s too short for bad beer or boring decor. Show your love for the frothy stuff with a sign that’s as bold and unapologetically fun as you are.
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👉 Click now to grab this conversation starter and make your beer time even better.

🍺 Cheers to that! 🍺