I'll Be Back In 10 Minutes But If I'm Not Just Read This Sign Again ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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"I’ll Be Back in 10 Minutes—But If I’m Not, Read This Sign Again" Engraved Wooden Sign (A Pun Lover's Dream!)
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Are you in the market for a sign that's not just functional but also downright pun-derful? Look no further!

This hilariously clever ENGRAVED wooden sign is perfect for anyone who likes to keep things light, even when they’re stepping out for a minute...or ten...or longer (oops). The engraved lettering ensures the humor will never fade—just like your love of bad jokes. Whether you're gifting this gem or keeping it for your own wall, it’s sure to be a significant addition to any space!

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Why This Sign Will Knock Your Puns Off:

🪵 WOOD you believe it? The text is engraved right into the wood, so it won’t rub off, fade, or leave you high and dry. This sign is built to last—whether you're out for a quick coffee run or mysteriously missing for hours.

🎨 PAINT me impressed! The base color is an elegant Antique White, making it chic enough to complement any decor, yet witty enough to keep your visitors chuckling. (They’ll probably read it more than once, anyway!)

🎯 CORD-ially crafted: A sturdy jute cord is attached for easy hanging. You could say this sign is roped in and ready to go wherever you need it.

🎁 PUN-derful for gifting: Whether it’s for the office breakroom, your home, or as a gift for that pun-loving friend, this sign is guaranteed to bring significant smiles and maybe a few groans (the good kind).

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Customization? You BET your sign I do!

Want a different font? A new color? Or maybe a punsonalized message of your own? I’d love to create a custom sign just for you—pun intended! Shoot me a message and we’ll make it happen.

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Measurements:

📏 Sign Dimensions: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼”H with the jute cord)

⚖️ Approx. Weight: 6 oz. (As light as your humor!)

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Why Order From Me?

● Handmade with love and a splash of wit—each sign is created one at a time, so no two are exactly alike. It’s a true sign of the times!

● Bulk orders? No problem! Whether you need one sign or a whole slew of them, I’m here to make your pun-filled dreams a reality.

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Disclaimer:

If you end up spending more time reading this sign than completing your errands, we cannot be held responsible for the extra laughs. But hey, isn’t life better with a little humor?

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🎉 Add a little punshine to your day with this engraved masterpiece. Click "Add to Cart" now and let this sign be the highlight of your space!

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